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TejasPedro

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  1. Since Miller and Co lost to Duke will RT start getting all that revisionist history love that Mensa Tom is getting in the other thread? Pretty sure he won’t, but surly is a fickle beast
  2. Does anyone remember this headline from back in the day…. Mack Brown Addresses Tackling as an Issue in America Guess the epidemic has returned bigger and stronger than ever. Any chance we can go outside America and find some Nigerian tackling nightmares. American Samoa, is that still considered Merica?
  3. It took this man to crawl before Cam could Skattebo
  4. Ed O would take that job for for a 6 -pack of Abita some Cracklin and a few links of boudin not even hot
  5. The only answer for Auburn is someone so vile so disturbing, so incorrigible Art Briles Major Applewhite or Urban Meyer
  6. Who else on this team could benefit from being concussed? Say oops upside your head, say oops upside your head!
  7. Biggest question from this WS, what in the hell is flavored Mayo?
  8. Sark is the new “Jeff Fisher” the Titans have been waiting on for years
  9. Let’s back off of everyone by 15 yards
  10. There have been a few one trick pony offenses that have tripped up the Horns over the years Taysom Hill comes to mind, but for the most part Texas finds a way to not get embarrassed by those types of teams. We have the athletes, we have defensive playmakers. Time to nut-up or shut-up! Someone has to want to step up and go take that spotlight. A lot of eyes will be on that testa di cazzo, from Vandy, hoping our Head Cornuto has given PK the green light to dial up whatever we needs to do. Fuggetaboutit Texas -35 Endless salad and breadsticks -6 Fatta trenta, si può fare trentuno, Abbondanza!
  11. Is anything happening in this thread as of late? Have there been any pledges of fists up butts, nudes being posted? Anything at all?
  12. Does anyone think the 30 day absence was due to a possible TMJ issue?
  13. Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen. - John Patrick Mason
  14. Does Kendra Scott wear genital jewelry I’ve seen fake ass gold jack your skin up, but damn boy is looking rough.
  15. What if we hired Theo Von as OC?
  16. Ginger chasing Gorditas it’s all no bueno
  17. Did the baby appear to be surprisingly fast? Did the baby have exemplary Palmar Grasp Reflex?
  18. Hey at least we aren’t Penn State.
  19. Eric Morris has pirate ties
  20. Look I’m going to break this down for ya’s I don’t give two shits what Sark does behind closed doors that’s between him and his succubus. He can be totally into having Nicki Minaj’s with monkeys, licking up a metric ton of asswater for all I care. This eyes wide shut bullshit is a distraction that this soft ass team doesn’t need. Makes you wonder are these stories out there to divert obvious signs of drinking. Bitch just coach the damn team, make proper adjustments and leave your ego at the fucking door. Sark you are paid a lot of money if you need a handler to stop you from you, then hook that shit up like yesterday. If you already have a PR person fire their ass ASAFP because they have failed you miserably. If you need deeper intervention take a leave of absence and get well. CDC Hire Saban as temp to perm if Sark can’t get things right! Athletic Directing is kid stuff. On to the next one.
  21. This thread gets Gouda after dark!
  22. Y'all remember way back in the day when we all thought we had our Roundball guy. Then one crazy night a broken pair of glasses a choking and a bite and all of a sudden that long night turned into one even crazier next morning and just like that poof it was all gone. Let’s try and be honest with one another and admit that deep down we all saw it coming. Like a slow train coming down the tracks but we were all powerless against that red menace. Are we at that point again? All kidding aside get the man some help or don’t just don’t make it about him and his alleged bullshit baggage.
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