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TejasPedro

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  1. That would be insane if we could get the Gator RB. Two grandchildren of absolute legends of the game on the same team, to have Archie’s grandson is one thing, but to add Slingin Sammy’s grandkid hallelujah.
  2. The Red Dye #40 was sent in to hunt and kill whatever was inside you. it saved your fucking life.
  3. Well fuck me…. We were told the greatest threat to America was white men in white sheets. Now we are being told the greatest threat to black America is white women between the sheets. When is that asteroid due to impact earth?
  4. Throw your arms around surly at Christmas time. But say a prayer, to pray for the Wolverines, at Christmas Time it’s hard but when you’re having fun……
  5. Cocktail recipe for the big lawn watch party. 1.Pour the Bailey's Irish Cream into a shot glass. 2.Carefully layer the Big Red on top, it should sink to the bottom and create a “visual effect”. Serve neat, without any ice. seems fitting!
  6. Stay with me…. proof we are living in the matrix Race Head Coach Big Red Major Applewhite Red McCombs Unqualified coaches Pointing Fingers Side pieces Firings I could go on….
  7. “Sherrone Butterknife Hands” I kind of would like to see that film made. Who would they cast to play the main characters?
  8. Men are dogs. I bet he was playing the suicidal card to try and nut just one last time in that pure Michigan white snow, once it all came to a head.
  9. Hey let’s keep it real for once. Brotha was just trying to upgrade, he f’ed up ok,…damn! He had a wing and biscuit he was trying to get the hook-up with a breast and two sides. He would have done much better had he just stuck to his kind of order which is a leg and a thigh and called it a day. He got too damn greedy.
  10. A coworker could have filed a sexual harassment complaint. That happens more often than you think. That’s the whole issue with Squid pro quo. Other staffers were not getting the same opportunities. I’m sure many people on that staff would have jumped on his tentacle if they were given the chance to triple their salary.
  11. He gave of us 30 glorious pages of engaging intelligent and humorous banter
  12. Sending his ass to an HBU would be a death sentence for him considering his proclivity for extremely unsweet berries
  13. Could the tip have come from a little cock blocking dude on the staff that was really into that little jezebel?
  14. Feed the whores… let them know it’s the receiving time.
  15. That we know of.. He did however beat her Gato to death with his Baton Rouge
  16. I thought about this, I figured it was some low budget convenience store knife, like he was standing in line waiting,….moving up as each customer checked out, he was sitting there pondering…. before he could ask the clerk for a pack of menthols, he was picking out his energy and pee pee pills and there he looked over and saw they display case with the USB cords and knives, and just at that very moment…. He thought I’m going to strangle that bitch, but alas the cords were 17.00 the knife was 9.99.
  17. Gonna stop you right there Broseph, we don’t know the situation, Major is a fiery red head with major needs, maybe his wife shut the front and back door down in the third trimester. Maybe she told him bang all the Latina Gorditas you want just don’t get caught. Keep my ginger’s name out ya mouth
  18. That one right there, well that’s the full package! Camel Tongue????
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