TejasPedro
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
What if Sark goes and Loreal stays?
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Brilliant move on the part of Sark and Co. got everyone talking about the mythical jump to a non existent NFL team, Des was in on it the whole damned time. Guess what national media isn’t talking about? Shitty performance and off the field bullshit. He just bought his ass 11 more sideline squats.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Unpleasant nightfall A lustful sarkisian watches others white sauce dripping- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
The fuck out of here with that Alabama Ding Dong white sauce.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
It might be Haiku time- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
The next coach needs to show up to the interview with a Brisket they either prepared themselves or at least the name of the place and the type of cut they like most. Sark screams chopped brisket with no pickles or onions, and that my friends tells you everything you need to know.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Oh dear lord, what mom let butter teeth climb on top of them? Vince NO!!!! Say it ain’t so- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
You ever buy deli meats, cheeses and nuts at the store? Charcuterie board bullshit costing as much as a damn car payment. Two bags Three Fitty- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Sark is a Mother Fucker- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Cat fight! Did Des hit that shit too?- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Do we want a better coach or a different coach? So many here knew this was not a great hire. Just like the RT hire, we all knew it wasn’t the right call. Texas needs to figure this out we are looking dumb as shit and this is going to cost us recruits and hire prices being paid out. There will be 4 other Texas schools alone that will out smart and out maneuver us, it’s just sad. Pick any 4 but I would say Tech, Farm and Fleet, SMU and possibly now Baylor.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Some call it Amtrak….- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
This thread is like an under the skin zit. You keep checking it each morning, thinking it’s gonna be ready to pop. You have a big date, event or picture coming up soon, you poke it squeeze it but it won’t give you the puss popping joy you seek. It lingers driving you nuts when all you want is for it to be gone.- Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
We are living in a material world- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Where do all former Texas coaches who allegedly have lady and drinking problems go?- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Does Joe Blow post on surly?- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Once you go fudge…..- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Maj took on Ed Oliver over a coat. If Sark were at UH at that time, well I don’t want to say it but Ed would have taken whatever he wanted- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
All Gas baby!- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Yes as Saban’s talent coordinator- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Let this sink in, have any of you thought that maybe Sark is playing the long game in regards to Georgia. Perhaps we have those dawgs right where we want them. When we face them in the national championship they will be so full of themselves, so overconfident. Yes, in cuck like fashion we let them take advantage of us, and let them burn us with their bullshit little trick plays. News flash guys it was on purpose, coach even said so. We knew it was coming and we let it happen, so when they try that bush league crap we take that shit to the house! Ballgame!!!- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Would be extremely hard to pull that off with so many dingsongs attached to his cock.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
TLDR - This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
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