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TejasPedro

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  1. Does Joe Blow post on surly?
  2. Once you go fudge…..
  3. Maj took on Ed Oliver over a coat. If Sark were at UH at that time, well I don’t want to say it but Ed would have taken whatever he wanted
  4. All Gas baby!
  5. Yes as Saban’s talent coordinator
  6. Let this sink in, have any of you thought that maybe Sark is playing the long game in regards to Georgia. Perhaps we have those dawgs right where we want them. When we face them in the national championship they will be so full of themselves, so overconfident. Yes, in cuck like fashion we let them take advantage of us, and let them burn us with their bullshit little trick plays. News flash guys it was on purpose, coach even said so. We knew it was coming and we let it happen, so when they try that bush league crap we take that shit to the house! Ballgame!!!
  7. Would be extremely hard to pull that off with so many dingsongs attached to his cock.
  8. Needs some Liver and Onion T-shirts made
  9. Can anyone think back way way back to the week before Florida we weren’t supposed to lose to those mouth breathers either. So here we are again, no way we lose to Arky, but if we do will everyone agree this team is not what we were told they were. Just a big ol pile of failed execution, failed expectations, failed evaluations, failed preparation. Who was in charge of this train wreck, please no more excuses.
  10. So has everyone dm’d Nicole and got them tasty dets?
  11. This thread needs Cabenuva stat!
  12. Does the Longhorn drama ever stop?
  13. After this past weekend we can all agree, Sark is not Smart! In many ways he is Strong, but let’s be honest he is just not Smart.
  14. He does indeed have a type, Favorite player Favorite fan Favorite actor
  15. So did Loreal never had a kid pass through that purse? Was it a fake baby bump this whole damn time? Was the kid from Sark and a staffer and now they are raising that kid and passing it as their own?
  16. Well….. I guess we got our answer
  17. Oh snap! Was it a Chalupa or a Churro? With Sark not 100% certain either way not that there is anything wrong with that!
  18. Ain’t nobody getting fired until someone has pledged being fisted or Nicole posting nightshift nudes these are the rules and we all know it!
  19. Not to be a smart ass, but asking a group of surly horns on an Internet forum to “listen” and not “look” or “read this” is kind of silly. I may not be a smart Man but what does sucking off Sark got to do with any of this?
  20. Threadgill’s 5 veggie plate was a wonderful thing. The possibilities seemed endless. Mathematically not true, but I tried so many different combinations.
  21. Lu Ann Platter???? Luby’s Fried Fish? Wait…..is that code for We are getting Joey Freshwater???? 🦑💰💰🎣
  22. Can someone please give a recap from the last 48 hours.
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