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    If Max Weiner is coming she can be clean up
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    You forgot about “Back of the Card.” Blubaugh? Did we sign AC Green, how did I not hear about this?
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    Too many are prematurely announcing Weiner coming to Texas. If and when he comes to Texas he will explode on the recruiting scene.
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    So, we get left at the alter then we go after Max rebound wiener. How gauche
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    Don’t we have some former Quidditch players on here with derp ties to the athletic department, a source who is married to the cousin of CDC’s dog groomer, one that might have credible intel? Something overheard at the last shampooing? Anything????? No news at this point feels like we are stuck in DP hell…..
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    Depends
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    That USC 68 team was killer.
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    Tony Vitello is Osso Buco Jim Schlossnagle is Geoduck Crudo Backitch is Fava Beans and Chianti
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    I’m down wit Vit, but….can you imagine the look on Reveille’s face when they announce Schlongnoodle to the Longhorns.
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    Just got an email that it’s being announced that Mr Wonderful is coming to Texas. I thought they meant Tony V. Huge let down to find out it was about a pittbull
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    What about the cabbage catch kid dropping the home run?
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    Is Pablo Spanish for Dream Crusher?
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    It’s a reality we don’t want to face. The signs have been there all along. At some point Crane went to the Jerry Jones seminar for sports team owners. Itinerary: Opening Remarks: Life after winning it all! Grand BallroomA &B: How to fuck your fanbase hard, but give them enough to not burn your house down. Salon A: New Unis, you found a way to print money, what are you buying next? Lunch: Texas Room: Lower your overhead, raise the profits. Air Conditioning, why?
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    Why can’t we ever convert a Basketball player into a pitcher at The University of Texas. Everyone is a doing it these days. Hell, go get one of those Vatos from the Valley. Those pendejos broke off a chili in our lily white culos
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    Feel bad for Yordan legging out that triple. For what? I could almost see the ligaments buckling
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    This team is shit
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    Give me a coach that has stayed in an awful lot of hotel rooms on the recruiting trail. Give me a coach that is not afraid to talk to reporters when you put a mic in front of his face.
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    Just going to toss this out there. We need a smoothie machine added to any renovation plans!
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    Ok stay with me here. Astros giving Trevor Bauer a look. Trevor Bauer likes to do what? Astros have a bunch of guys that act like what? Bauer is going to bring that strong pimp hand and do work. Let’s go! Last 100 games- my prediction is 69 Wins and 31 Lawsuits
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    Bring your own piss bucket/bottle
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    BYOPB or bring some nose plugs. Try the brisket nachos. No bleachers, so bring chairs It’s a long walk to fields 7 and 8. No batting cages. No shade, and always windy
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    In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women…..
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    My brain always had to recalibrate while watching Earl. I would sit and think there was just no way a human of that size could move so gracefully turn around and a be an absolute battering Ram and deliver so much pain. Kind of like watching Vince it didn’t look like he was moving fast but his effortless gazelle like gait, passing people up like it was nothing. We were all so damn lucky to have them both put on the burnt orange. Earl was thunder and lightning all in one package.

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