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TejasPedro

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  1. Fake injury bullshit inbound
  2. So holding will not be called on Georgia.
  3. I can smell the Lube and STD’s through the TV.
  4. Hard to believe no one is taking the blame or being held accountable, don’t give me the unforeseen injuries crap. Those were bad deals. The people responsible for the Abreu deal should be banned and locked out of Houston for 60 years.
  5. Let’s win this little SEC Championship and chase lil bros the hell right up out of here. I would like to see the Farmers replaced by Florida State or Colorado
  6. Send any player you want to the plate but they must use “their own stick”. Yordong will be our designated golden rod.
  7. Texas 52 UGA- 0 29 for 285 How many times will Smart rip off his visor- 13 times How many times will he claim coms are down 2 How many Bulldogs will fall on the ground and have bogus injury timeouts-9
  8. Aggies need a football coach similar to Jim Schlossnagle
  9. here are a few, Pat’s goofy ass and dude imperfect
  10. Fork all that noise, go back there grab the intercom and call his candy ass out. Finish off your rant with a Hook’em Horns!
  11. If the fighting Texas Ags bolted for the big 12 they would have a hard time beating 8 or 9 of those teams
  12. Arch has tasted this so called rivalry he looked pissed that they are even calling it one. The dude is waiting for his chance to carve up the rest of the SEC.
  13. The part of RoJo is now being played by Tre Wisner, he is not going to let this team down. That attitude is now a part of Longhorn DNA. Deal with it!
  14. I must be picking up the Aggie feed. They seem to be targeting a bunch of limp dicked mofos on this telecast. Every other commercial is either a Pee pee pills or Cologne
  15. Bovines 33 Canines 3 Texas passing yards 333
  16. Texas 69 Judds- Hep C in points that’s 2 yds from Scrimmage 666
  17. God, I need to get a job with the promotions department. The possibilities are endless. opening night. Bring a dyke to the Daik and get in free! 1st Thursday game in May is Put your Finger in the Daik. -Free foam finger night Ménage a trois Day Game- Three girls for the price of two.
  18. When we hit bombs against the Dodgers we need to show clips of Hiroshima and Nagasaki
  19. Can we get a super cold zone for smoking hot Shooting Stars. Call it Planet “Niptune” Copyright pending.
  20. I think Dr. Pepper is going to make a change sooner than Sark will.
  21. How many people can the Daik take in at once?
  22. Texas- 42 Florida Evans- 11 UF yds 22
  23. Holy shit that referee is a goober
  24. Let’s not forget Lavarr Arrington and the brutal raping he did to Illinois
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