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    I would like to replace Bagwell with Uncle Mike. Michael Brantley is the loveable uncle you can’t wait to see at family get-togethers, Bagwell is the embarrassing drunk uncle you try not to talk or think about.
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    Framber wanted to go off the rails.
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    Is David Pierce still needing to be fired, I haven’t had any updates?
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    Sir you stop what you are doing this very minute and you march yourself right into her knitting circle and look her dead in the eye and say, look I get you are transitioning from crotchety nag to old crotchety hag, but JHC, woman them damn sandwiches just ain’t going to make themselves and that laundry is stacking up something fierce.
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    Jake Meyers with the heady base running
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    Fuck Tyler Anderson. our hitters can stop looking at his leg twitch. Looks like he is catching a calf cramp with each pitch.
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    Is anyone pudding two and two together? Chas’ dealer leaves town and his injuries go up and his production goes down.
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    I don’t want to be the first to have a knee jerk off reaction, but I do likes me a winning streak.
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    Sweeping the A’s is like getting a ZJ from Caitlyn Jenner. Slightly satisfying but, do you really want to tell anyone about it?
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    Well, while we are at, why don’t we go out and ask this asshole’s opinion on the sticky matter
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    There’s a rat in the kitchen. need to do a mole hunt. Any Baker holdovers?
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    I would have believed the substance was cocaine. Maybe they are cutting it with Rosin nowadays
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    Brown wanted, Henderson, Holliday, Rutschman in a three team trade Whitesox trade Maldy Astros trade Pressly, Bregs, Caratini Whitesox get, Rutschman, Henderson, Holliday Baltimore gets Bregman, Pressly, and Carotini Astros get Maldy
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    It’s one thing to have a Roger Dorn, on the team, but a whole clubhouse full of them? Damn, I’m now told to believe this team just got sick and tired of winning.
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    Yankees have been cheating long before, even the idea of placing refuse in a receptacle. Let that marinate on your cerebellum!
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    startin’ to come together Pepper, startin’ to come together!
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    So the coffee people and business associates are his support for rehab. Well… ok then. Are they helping with spin rate, or how to froth a cappuccino? I think I see why so many arms have gone down. Please go get Strom back.
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    Tough loss last night. I could sense the force was weak in this fanbase yesterday. People better get their minds right tonight, we all need this win. Not ready to call for a fans only meeting but it’s getting real close to that time.
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    Getting paid 19.5 million to head down to Florida and be forced to listen to Baggy mumble for hours on end, well… that’s just pure torture and not enough money. Abreu will get himself right with Jesús real quick just to avoid an extend stay. Or he will retire under mental health conditions. I could see a great comedy in the making “Baggy and the Beaner on the road to West Palm”
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    Did Montero revert back to being super sucky? Or just normal level of suckage? The back of his card says meh…
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    Move this team to Mexico City
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    This team is on the spectrum.
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    Vamos!

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