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The Athletic Scoops Sark interested in NFL Jobs
Look I’m going to break this down for ya’s I don’t give two shits what Sark does behind closed doors that’s between him and his succubus. He can be totally into having Nicki Minaj’s with monkeys, licking up a metric ton of asswater for all I care. This eyes wide shut bullshit is a distraction that this soft ass team doesn’t need. Makes you wonder are these stories out there to divert obvious signs of drinking. Bitch just coach the damn team, make proper adjustments and leave your ego at the fucking door. Sark you are paid a lot of money if you need a handler to stop you from you, then hook that shit up like yesterday. If you already have a PR person fire their ass ASAFP because they have failed you miserably. If you need deeper intervention take a leave of absence and get well. CDC Hire Saban as temp to perm if Sark can’t get things right! Athletic Directing is kid stuff. On to the next one.
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The Athletic Scoops Sark interested in NFL Jobs
This thread gets Gouda after dark!
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The Athletic Scoops Sark interested in NFL Jobs
Y'all remember way back in the day when we all thought we had our Roundball guy. Then one crazy night a broken pair of glasses a choking and a bite and all of a sudden that long night turned into one even crazier next morning and just like that poof it was all gone. Let’s try and be honest with one another and admit that deep down we all saw it coming. Like a slow train coming down the tracks but we were all powerless against that red menace. Are we at that point again? All kidding aside get the man some help or don’t just don’t make it about him and his alleged bullshit baggage.
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The Athletic Scoops Sark interested in NFL Jobs
Be glad to….. 👅🐒🐇☠️🤰🏾😡🫙
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The Athletic Scoops Sark interested in NFL Jobs
So now Sark is cunning linguist?
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The Athletic Scoops Sark interested in NFL Jobs
Which one shunned her advances? Loreal or Steve? This sounds like some East Texas love triangle type shit. No offense to fine fine people of East Texas
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The Athletic Scoops Sark interested in NFL Jobs
Can we start a list of all the things that are hard? Winning. Not pissing away a fortune with poor decisions. Sobriety Pulling out…..
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The Athletic Scoops Sark interested in NFL Jobs
Also; Under Mac Brown we had a few kinky sex scandals! Do I need to highlight all the freak nasty details and all the ones who watched from the corner as it all went down? Mac left us for better or worse, but alas he has returned and guess what we are back to square one with all the kinked up bullshit!
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The Athletic Scoops Sark interested in NFL Jobs
Sark is just a coach. put no man, woman, or bovine before the program. We are the University of Texas!
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The Athletic Scoops Sark interested in NFL Jobs
Which strain of Flu? Flu-C…..
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The Athletic Scoops Sark interested in NFL Jobs
- The Athletic Scoops Sark interested in NFL Jobs
Has Tyreek Hill entered the conversation? He is a usual suspect in most situations like this- Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
You want to know who the real puppet master is pulling all the strings? Warby fucking Parker, that’s who!- Week 9 - Vandy at Texas.
Are we throwing out predictions in this thread? The score will be close dare I say, 6……7- Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
Are we pulling a Mateer thumb psy op with Arch. Can we announce brain surgery today. Have Arch come out in an American revolution head bandage on Saturday with a little monkey blood stain. If Arch can play and pull off the win against Diego “Marcus Aurelius” Pavia, we will erect statues in his honor and he will forever be remembered as Dominus Augustus Archibald Manning- The Athletic Scoops Sark interested in NFL Jobs
Not only reads it, game-plans according to it, and posts regularly- The Athletic Scoops Sark interested in NFL Jobs
Recruiting on the 40: Mac had Sally’s cookies Sark has Loreal’s coochie We getting errbody.- The Athletic Scoops Sark interested in NFL Jobs
Is Loreal by any chance from Babylon?- Niblett!
Ryan to Sark: I will do anything you want me to do. Sarks response:- Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
Knocked the Omaha right into his ass!- Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
Where is Mississippi State located? Sarkville MS. that’s where! Scoreboard bitches,…… this win feels super Aggie but oh the fuck well.- Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
This team needs to work its way up to being considered soft.- Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
Charlie Strong would put 40 on Sark and hold him to 6 points. CDC what more do you need to see- Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
Yikes- Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
This is lame - The Athletic Scoops Sark interested in NFL Jobs
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