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TejasPedro

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  1. Any truth to the story that Altuve was turned away at Louis Vuitton? We all know that would never happen at Balenciaga
  2. Gamer’s Thumb??? I bet he bats with Ohtani on MLB the show
  3. I was skeptical at first, but it really is nice to see these two back together again. Altuve and Correa 4 life.
  4. Even more seriously, someone in the Organization needs to make sure we play the Seinfeld bass theme every time Jason Alexander strikes out someone
  5. Will this be the earliest loss in Astros history?
  6. Why is Boston wearing Orbit’s head in their home run celly, how are we letting that slide?
  7. TejasPedro

    Flaco Gone.

    RIP
  8. If I’m not mistaken Wheels = Deez
  9. Are we talking John Singleton, Lance Berkmam or Charlie Krefeld fat?
  10. Can’t spell Surlyhorns without Y..O…U
  11. He actually tore his Cuerda de JamĂłn? Mijo ju hab tu estreesh before ju cans runs
  12. Offensive coordinators in the SEC may want to consider putting their teams on birth control. Teams we play this year are most definitely going home pregnant. They are going to find out real quick, this D fucks!
  13. All the bullshit players we have had all season and we can’t sign Yulieski? He is the muse Yordan needs to be around.
  14. Eugenio Suárez deal must absolutely include The Latino Bambino, The Meaner Beaner, The Mexicano Tejano, err… I mean The Hispanic Titanic Ivan Melendez…. Órale!
  15. Would settle for a center fielder with at least a pistol for an arm
  16. “Lightheadedness” from dreaming of being in a bunch of all new HEB Commercials and receiving all those good good H-Town happy endings
  17. Clubhouse DJ is sucking ass this year. i could go for the following, I would be sad to see the big guy go, but we aren’t going to sign him to a long term deal… he eventually gone Yordan, Chas, Brice Matthews, Okert, & Ort for Henderson, O’Hearn, Holliday, Morton, thrown in for all you nostalgic types, and that other Effin pitcher.
  18. Does Dana Brown not have the Baltimore Orioles’ GM’s cell number? They are in sell mode.
  19. we really could use Luis Guillorme right now
  20. Shay is up there swinging like Hermione
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