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TejasPedro

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  1. Will this be the earliest loss in Astros history?
  2. Why is Boston wearing Orbit’s head in their home run celly, how are we letting that slide?
  3. TejasPedro

    Flaco Gone.

    RIP
  4. If I’m not mistaken Wheels = Deez
  5. Are we talking John Singleton, Lance Berkmam or Charlie Krefeld fat?
  6. Can’t spell Surlyhorns without Y..O…U
  7. He actually tore his Cuerda de Jamón? Mijo ju hab tu estreesh before ju cans runs
  8. Offensive coordinators in the SEC may want to consider putting their teams on birth control. Teams we play this year are most definitely going home pregnant. They are going to find out real quick, this D fucks!
  9. All the bullshit players we have had all season and we can’t sign Yulieski? He is the muse Yordan needs to be around.
  10. Eugenio Suárez deal must absolutely include The Latino Bambino, The Meaner Beaner, The Mexicano Tejano, err… I mean The Hispanic Titanic Ivan Melendez…. Órale!
  11. Would settle for a center fielder with at least a pistol for an arm
  12. “Lightheadedness” from dreaming of being in a bunch of all new HEB Commercials and receiving all those good good H-Town happy endings
  13. Clubhouse DJ is sucking ass this year. i could go for the following, I would be sad to see the big guy go, but we aren’t going to sign him to a long term deal… he eventually gone Yordan, Chas, Brice Matthews, Okert, & Ort for Henderson, O’Hearn, Holliday, Morton, thrown in for all you nostalgic types, and that other Effin pitcher.
  14. Does Dana Brown not have the Baltimore Orioles’ GM’s cell number? They are in sell mode.
  15. we really could use Luis Guillorme right now
  16. Shay is up there swinging like Hermione
  17. “He who must not be named” just got plunked
  18. James Woods, Jason Alexander i feel I’m taking crazy pills over here
  19. Tonight's the night, let's live it up I got my money, let's spend it up Go out and smash it, like, "Oh my God" Jump out that sofa, let's kick it, off
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