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TejasPedro

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  1. Introductory press conference for the new Aggie pitching coach will be held at 2402 Texas Ave S, College Station, TX 77840
  2. Yandy would be a great addition to this team he already knows who the Daddy of this team is, ie Yordan, which is nice because Yandy hasn’t seen his actual Daddy since he was 6yrs old.
  3. So, if Weiner came Earley went can we has Tulo?
  4. I googled Stockholm Syndrome and this is what I found.
  5. Karl Ravech you pervert. Did you study your craft under the tutelage of Marv Albert?
  6. Quick, Can someone interview Reggie Jackson?
  7. David Pierce threw out deaf threats all year long no matter how much we all told him his pitching coach spent too much time hawk tuahing and not enough time paying attention to fundamentals and getting them ready to pitch, he wasn’t hearing any of it.
  8. we are so f’ed as a program how the hell do you spell Pittbull and SEC with these jacked up letters ASSSCCCHHLO.
  9. Aggies are so damn dumb, we had those letters left over from the last “Los Choc Sachs” meeting. That’s the quarterly brown bag lunch meetings at the Alumni Center.
  10. My nephew left his glove at the camp and a staffer called me and told me to pick it up at the office. Augie was sitting there bs’ing with the coaches and the glove was on the desk Augie was sitting at. The door was open I walked in. He had “that look”. He said does this belong to you? I said no, my nephew. He said well where is he? I said we were both too scared to come in we flipped for it. He laughed got up handed me the glove, he said, tell him to take care of his stuff.
  11. They need to go after BYU’s coach. Better chance of holding on to Kent Background in weird sex stuff, ie jizjars and soaking.
  12. If this was in the works for months we could have gotten Schloss an actual burnt orange tie in time for the presser. This would have worked, purple to honor CDC and Schloss’s bond formed at TCU and Burnt Orange cause Hook’em
  13. Aggies minds are blown, that Texas figured out how to spell Schlossnagle’s name in less than 24 hours.
  14. DPU-Dallas Pentecostal University, it makes perfect sense to hire a cult leader
  15. You are right! Let them flow
  16. Are the Aggies going to load up a cannon on a train and travel down to Austin to take him back? Damn those psychopaths are really out there. Starting to just want to give him back and just go get Vit instead. Less drama and the only ones we would have to deal with are Morgan and drunk uncle “OMAHA”
  17. The funny thing is, do y’all know who is buried in that Cemetery? None other than JDC. CDC sent a message. Cosa nostra style and for good measure he had cardinal knowledge of the Skull of their legend.. CDC, you beautiful bastard. You just ascended to Sainthood
  18. And even if Schloss fell in a big ol pile of HIV infected excrement, all he would say is………
  19. Magic has been living with AIDS since the last time the Aggies had bonfires
  20. Reveille has entered the transfer portal.
  21. Ugly Chants: Drank your Milkshake…. Clap clap clap clap
  22. Thank you @12thMan from the bottom of my heart for everything y’all did for us throughout the year, if you ain’t in the portal your missing out if you want to be apart of the best university in the nation. What starts there changes the world, people go there to be gooder! Let’s go get it done next year in Austin! Ok cool, Hook’em — Jace LaViolette (@JaceLaViolette2) June 25, 2024
  23. So everyone was in on throwing the game? Aggies are so dumb, for real! Texas A&M The Black Ags
  24. Wonder if Kent wants to be closer to home. UIW????
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