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TejasPedro

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  1. If it’s Tony V Aggies will be at a Schloss for words, when Jim takes the Vols job
  2. Schloss be dressing like Tony V looking like
  3. Offer him the lowest amount allowed, have several morality clauses built into the contract. Toss in a few gag balls and a gimp mask and be done with it. Tell his agent this is an audition for next year and roll the dice. Do the deal Brown.
  4. MLB better please Trevor, he will slap around and choke out Manfred
  5. So we are going Big Name Hunting! This whole time, kind of felt like a bunch of fudds going after wabbits.
  6. If Max Weiner is coming she can be clean up
  7. You forgot about “Back of the Card.” Blubaugh? Did we sign AC Green, how did I not hear about this?
  8. Too many are prematurely announcing Weiner coming to Texas. If and when he comes to Texas he will explode on the recruiting scene.
  9. So, we get left at the alter then we go after Max rebound wiener. How gauche
  10. Don’t we have some former Quidditch players on here with derp ties to the athletic department, a source who is married to the cousin of CDC’s dog groomer, one that might have credible intel? Something overheard at the last shampooing? Anything????? No news at this point feels like we are stuck in DP hell…..
  11. Tony Vitello is Osso Buco Jim Schlossnagle is Geoduck Crudo Backitch is Fava Beans and Chianti
  12. I’m down wit Vit, but….can you imagine the look on Reveille’s face when they announce Schlongnoodle to the Longhorns.
  13. Just got an email that it’s being announced that Mr Wonderful is coming to Texas. I thought they meant Tony V. Huge let down to find out it was about a pittbull
  14. What about the cabbage catch kid dropping the home run?
  15. Is Pablo Spanish for Dream Crusher?
  16. It’s a reality we don’t want to face. The signs have been there all along. At some point Crane went to the Jerry Jones seminar for sports team owners. Itinerary: Opening Remarks: Life after winning it all! Grand BallroomA &B: How to fuck your fanbase hard, but give them enough to not burn your house down. Salon A: New Unis, you found a way to print money, what are you buying next? Lunch: Texas Room: Lower your overhead, raise the profits. Air Conditioning, why?
  17. Why can’t we ever convert a Basketball player into a pitcher at The University of Texas. Everyone is a doing it these days. Hell, go get one of those Vatos from the Valley. Those pendejos broke off a chili in our lily white culos
  18. Feel bad for Yordan legging out that triple. For what? I could almost see the ligaments buckling
  19. This team is shit
  20. Give me a coach that has stayed in an awful lot of hotel rooms on the recruiting trail. Give me a coach that is not afraid to talk to reporters when you put a mic in front of his face.
  21. Just going to toss this out there. We need a smoothie machine added to any renovation plans!
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