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TejasPedro

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  1. I am developing a new found fondness for Dana Brown. Homie is straight gangsta. Any GM that can drive to work everyday keep a straight face, while collecting a paycheck, looking up at The Angels and the A’s from the cellar is a stone cold assassin.
  2. https://youtu.be/uIBJJ3M76Mg?si=cZp3vMMbGSwoR9cF
  3. If the food doesn’t give you Montezuma’s revenge Abrue’s batting avg. should have things coming out of both ends.
  4. If there is an opposite of King Midas that would be Dana Brown, everything he touches, turn to shit.
  5. Can he be fired for cause? Mainly cause he is ass my dudes!
  6. I can’t wait for these things to start dropping 🍀 🐙 🍿 🪑🎣
  7. Brian Snitker Brandon Hyde Tony Lovullo
  8. Dana Brown is a turd. Joe Espada is not a big league manager maybe someday, but that day ain’t today. If they were hired to bring down a dynasty then the freaking nailed it.
  9. I think the theme song for the 24 Season should be Colors. The Blacks are represented Blue Red Golden They need to recruit a a Brown,Green, White, or a Gray
  10. I’ll believe ya when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet
  11. 1. Dubon 2. Diaz 3. Alvarez 4. Altuve 5. Tucker 6. Pena 7. McCormick 8. Bregman 9. Loperfido, the a-holes on the big league squad ain’t getting it done lose with some young dudes, let them see some real deal pitching.
  12. I would like to see what a life size Abreu baseball card could do at first base and at the plate. Put the card front side at first and flip the card to the backside at the plate.
  13. Marv Levy went to 4 super bowls. If the measure is getting into the dance then sure, erect the DP statue. I for one don’t want to just get to the dance. I want to dump my date, go home with the prom queen and make the prom king watch me take her back to the hotel. I want a coach that just flat out coaches and has the ability to acquire the best portal talent, oh, and also one that fucks. DP’s Napoleonic bullshit has worn off. Let’s just move on.
  14. This is what UTRGV did last night to our sweet wholesome longhorn boys.
  15. UTRGV University of Texas Really Good Vatos
  16. CDC Can we please stop scheduling all these mesicans on Taco Tuesdays that don’t f around, they come into Austin hangry as HELL. They came in here and stuffed their chilies in our muffins.
  17. Thomás Juan en dos semanas, Más y Menos
  18. So, Chimera it is!
  19. Is Whitley really happening? he needs a mythical Nickname, like Mothman, Nessie, or Unobtanium. no unicorn- that’s played out.
  20. Why are we concerned with what a lame duck precedent thinks? Fire his ass.
  21. Why do people jump on other fans that have an expectation of excellence. We are Texas, not the whole We’re Texas horseshit marketing nonsense. We are the jones and the fact that we don’t live that role and play the heel part is beyond me. We can out-pay, out spend any university in the Nation. Why do we always take a backseat and allow for the lowest of expectations. We need to take advice from Ray Lewis, we are eagles flying with pigeons, and that is pathetic.
  22. Which Brown has been a bigger disappointment so far this season?
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