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TejasPedro

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  1. Jennifer Cohen is an AD that fucks!
  2. To keep the balance of the SEC in tact we need to bring back Beard. It makes the most sense. All the closet wife beaters need to hush. My morales and principles afford me the ability to forgive. What if he promised to not bring his femme fatale along for the ride?
  3. Would hate to see Rodney Terry take the Arkansas job. He would kill it there.
  4. What if Charlie Strong was Urban Meyer we would be sitting here at this point with nothing to show for all our efforts except for having a drunk coach getting dry humped on 6th street. Let that sink in.
  5. Is it time to bring back the Disastros or the Lastros moniker? Oh how the mighty have fallen. It seriously sucks to have to go back to the really bad years of watching Houston Astros baseball. At least Hunter Pence was a decent person eve though that team lost 100 plus games. Note to Astros management: if you need to figure out what to do or decisions to make, ask Jeff Bagwell and then go do the exact fucking opposite thing.
  6. Well, this is some bullshit
  7. Blanco needs to open his own car wash. Blanco Lavado de Autos!
  8. Dana Brown pitched a hell of a game last night. He called a great one too. Hitting two home runs didn’t hurt his batting average either. Dana also caught that line drive in foul territory that almost took that fan out. He fried a hell of a corn dog too.
  9. Did our interpreter bet against Blanco and the Astros? That would have been the smart play.
  10. Tossing that Queso Blanco!
  11. How cool is that?
  12. This is aging well.
  13. Not asking to go undefeated, just asking to not suck big ol’ donkey balls.
  14. Wow 4th game of the season and you have already hit Kübler-Ross’ final stage of grief -acceptance. Dana Brown you are a turdburger look at what you have done to us.
  15. Damn you Espada, I believed in you!
  16. Review is done in NY. I hate Everything New York. Broadway Musicals The Bronx Shitty subways
  17. Dusty Baker was complacent in his vapid attitude towards being the bougie complaisant manager for a fraudulent organization.
  18. Our hitting coach is Snitkering all the way to the bank!
  19. Was Hader a Red Herring? Did Crane and Brown just play an entire fanbase?
  20. The Houston Astros in 2024 FECKLESS
  21. When you put it that way.
  22. How are the Sabrecats or the Roughnecks doing? Which Chinese knockoff jersey should I buy a Sabrecats or Roughnecks?
  23. I think the Astros need to dip into the college ranks and grab a veteran pitching coach. Someone that might be looking for a fresh start
  24. So…the offense has full blown AIDS, if that’s true, you might say the pitching has Down’s
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