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TejasPedro

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  1. Are we talking, like Puma, Singleton or Maldy?
  2. I could get used to a few bullpen days like this France/Brown Brown/Whitley Whitley/France Let them eat up 6 and turn it over to Abreu, Pressly, Hader. I can see a few combined no no’s hope we can score at leat 1 run per game, 2 runs just to be sure
  3. Dana the Brown woke up from his hibernation
  4. Life is like a Pressly 9th you never know what you’re gonna get.
  5. The optics aren’t looking too good right now. What is Elftife doing right now? CDC you better start lining up your dudes. And NO, Jamie Dixon is not the guy.
  6. Doing horns down is fun for our opposition. Especially when it’s a team we don’t see very often. To them, it feels almost verboten. Remember the first time you shot the bird? You kind of looked around to see if anyone saw you. Got kind of brave so you did it again, but this time, you had to make sure someone saw you. Three weeks later you shooting the double barreled FU at nuns and old ladies down at the courthouse.
  7. Órale Papi, Pero, las cosas son así
  8. We almost beat the team that literally beat Kansas!
  9. If a Dallas cop found a Jerry Jones unresponsive and turning blue, would they revive him or take their chances and roll the dice with Stephen?
  10. We need to start referring to the portal days as “SARK WEEK” and the Sarknado that’s swirling!
  11. I guess AVP will have more time to dedicate to his show on ESPN. Hope he can focus on just one thing now. That show is played out like, Chris Berman’s old Back, back, back, rumbling, stumbling, BS. Stayed 15 years too long
  12. If anyone can come back, it’s Major. Chris Simms could never come back from those things or any other things. Major was always better than Simms at coming from behind.
  13. Belichick and the current Eagles roster? Not sure that is a good fit. That’s gonna take some time to clean that thing up. Is he going in to be a hatchet man?
  14. Jerrick Gibson looks extremely hard to tackle. That is a bowling ball. Christian Clark reminds me of Ray Rice.
  15. Let’s go get our boy, bring him back as an analyst, in charge of training staff talent recruitment, Or as the official fumble stick guy. Sark got a second chance in life. Major has earned at least one chance at redemption.
  16. I hope Sark can come up some sick ass plays to involve all these playmakers. Need a Holgorsen type dude to dial up some exotic plays. Empty set, line up Arch wide, pitch to a Wideout, but don’t run the end around, stop throw to Arch then Manning launches a double pass to a wide open Bond for a 75 yd touchdown. 1st play of the Michigan game.
  17. Who among us would shove a fist up their bunghole for a championship?
  18. Jerry has a steady flow of adrenochrome.
  19. Buckeye nation you just got Bjorked!
  20. I guess it’s goodbye to Texas A&M and all that jizzy jazz
  21. The thing that sucks most, next year the SEC in basketball, is like a great big pussy just waiting to get fucked.
  22. Are we just bull crapping with a 5-9 RHP? Praying for a growth spurt? or are we sending him to a third world surgeon for the leg lengthening surgery.
  23. It’s being reported that Trevor Bauer has stopped having casual sex! He is ready to explode!
  24. Had Beard smacked his bitch up, (allegedly) after we were officially playing in the SEC the other institutions would have said welcome to the Club Longhorns, you’ll fit in just fine here! But we bitched out and hit the panic button. It’s not enough to worry about optics and race and all the other BS. We actually are, Texas. Stop running things like we are upholding an Austin image. I want the baddest Mofo out there. Hell at this point I would be ok with hiring the Hammond Honey! Kim looks like she can take on a men’s basketball team. We want a coach that fucks. I’m sorry I wanted to root for RT, but he is looking more like someone who only likes to watch. Can one of the other coaches on the staff go off on the team, record it, then leak the video to make me think they actually care?
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