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TejasPedro

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  1. Órale Papi, Pero, las cosas son así
  2. We almost beat the team that literally beat Kansas!
  3. If a Dallas cop found a Jerry Jones unresponsive and turning blue, would they revive him or take their chances and roll the dice with Stephen?
  4. We need to start referring to the portal days as “SARK WEEK” and the Sarknado that’s swirling!
  5. I guess AVP will have more time to dedicate to his show on ESPN. Hope he can focus on just one thing now. That show is played out like, Chris Berman’s old Back, back, back, rumbling, stumbling, BS. Stayed 15 years too long
  6. If anyone can come back, it’s Major. Chris Simms could never come back from those things or any other things. Major was always better than Simms at coming from behind.
  7. Belichick and the current Eagles roster? Not sure that is a good fit. That’s gonna take some time to clean that thing up. Is he going in to be a hatchet man?
  8. Jerrick Gibson looks extremely hard to tackle. That is a bowling ball. Christian Clark reminds me of Ray Rice.
  9. Let’s go get our boy, bring him back as an analyst, in charge of training staff talent recruitment, Or as the official fumble stick guy. Sark got a second chance in life. Major has earned at least one chance at redemption.
  10. I hope Sark can come up some sick ass plays to involve all these playmakers. Need a Holgorsen type dude to dial up some exotic plays. Empty set, line up Arch wide, pitch to a Wideout, but don’t run the end around, stop throw to Arch then Manning launches a double pass to a wide open Bond for a 75 yd touchdown. 1st play of the Michigan game.
  11. Who among us would shove a fist up their bunghole for a championship?
  12. Jerry has a steady flow of adrenochrome.
  13. Buckeye nation you just got Bjorked!
  14. I guess it’s goodbye to Texas A&M and all that jizzy jazz
  15. The thing that sucks most, next year the SEC in basketball, is like a great big pussy just waiting to get fucked.
  16. Are we just bull crapping with a 5-9 RHP? Praying for a growth spurt? or are we sending him to a third world surgeon for the leg lengthening surgery.
  17. It’s being reported that Trevor Bauer has stopped having casual sex! He is ready to explode!
  18. Had Beard smacked his bitch up, (allegedly) after we were officially playing in the SEC the other institutions would have said welcome to the Club Longhorns, you’ll fit in just fine here! But we bitched out and hit the panic button. It’s not enough to worry about optics and race and all the other BS. We actually are, Texas. Stop running things like we are upholding an Austin image. I want the baddest Mofo out there. Hell at this point I would be ok with hiring the Hammond Honey! Kim looks like she can take on a men’s basketball team. We want a coach that fucks. I’m sorry I wanted to root for RT, but he is looking more like someone who only likes to watch. Can one of the other coaches on the staff go off on the team, record it, then leak the video to make me think they actually care?
  19. I hope Bond can find his Honey Rider or Pussy Galore on the 40!
  20. If not Ron Rivera then Bob Stoops. Book it
  21. So, who you got for Jerry’s next victim at head coach? 1. DeBoer 2. Vrabel Will most likely be Ron Rivera, let that sink in.
  22. Sad to say but Dak could in fact be whack.
  23. Love playing like the Penix that played Texas
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