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TejasPedro

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  1. 20 Years can’t say. In ten years JY should be coming off back to back Heisman Trophy wins and three national Championships. Should be rookie of the year in the NFL and MVP. Hopefully causing Jeff Fisher’s ultimate demise. VY and JY will start a chicken wing chain. They will eat Wings over JF’s grave and leave their discarded bones to mark the occasion.
  2. Falafel is shit. I honestly have never seen anyone finish an order.
  3. Doesn’t Breggy get free electricity on Thursday nights. That’s gotta be worth big bucks. I bet he goes around turning all the lights on.
  4. Who do I hate the most? I guess religion Baptist- Baylor Catholics- Notre Dame Methodist- SMU Christians- Tie between Abilene Christian and Texas Christian Jewish- Yeshiva University? Or Whatever college Bernie Kosar went to oh yes Miami still mad about sitting in the 91 cotton bowl freezing my ass off. I don’t think my feet ever recovered
  5. OU is a cancerous tumor A&M is a Cleft Palate
  6. Between Chris Beard and Mack Brown Mack Brown takes it.
  7. Will the GM or Shohei commit Seppuku if the don’t make the World Series?
  8. Wasn’t Jabari Rice Knighted isn’t it Sir?
  9. 700 million O-negai shimasu!
  10. Hold them to 13 second half points. Let’s Go!
  11. How is the score 17-30 I’m sorry but they look evenly matched. Still taking poor shots, piss poor passing. This is not a clean game, it’s not like we are working on stuff. HCU is 1-6. Did RT tell the team they were playing the other Huskies
  12. Ohtani is flying to Toronto just to pick up a little Putine, then he is flying into Houston to sign with the Stros. Brown you sand bagging little turd!
  13. This teams lacks identity. It’s a bunch of individuals none of which are good enough to carry a team on their own. It’s just not fun to watch and makes it hard to stay engaged. Might be time for a DJ or jet pack guy. How about that dog that jumps and catches stuff during timeouts!
  14. We’re not all jerking it to 106 pulldown sessions now the idea of having the defensive juggernaut of Jake Meyers all year, well now, that’s something we can all circle up for.
  15. Trill Burger needs to add the “Dana Brown”- a double nothing burger served with hot air and a side of false hope.
  16. Jake Meyers elite defense? Yes he makes routine catches extra slidey I can only hope he figures out how to steal bases. Base running is not so elite.
  17. Why do I picture Brailyn looking like this.
  18. Can DJ coach the LB’s for the playoffs and teach them how to punch the ball out of the ball carrier’s hands. I kind of remember he had an affinity for doing that. If only it were that simple to have DJ or Orakpo teach LB’s how to be complete bad ass mofo’s.
  19. No thanks, don’t want to go from Choate to a chode.
  20. William Lawrence Muschamp?
  21. Everyday, I ask what in the hell are the Astros doing? This picture answers all questions Astros related. Why did they hire Dana Brown? Is he ready for this job? Are we getting another dominate starting pitcher?
  22. The most appealing Championship game with the most hype/backstory and manufactured dramatic bullshit would be Texas vs. Bama. The Rematch The Teacher vs the Pupil Two Historic College Football Programs Iconic Uniforms and Mascots
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