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TejasPedro

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  1. I think most of us would agree a used, soggy, bad breath ridden, toothpick is a better choice than Ausmus. Hell, go get Scott Servais, I would even take Ashby, in fact make an offer to Pudge just to piss off the Rangers.
  2. Dusty is gone, but his toothpick will stay on in an advisory role.
  3. Texas 42 Polygamist 3 Passing Attempts 21 yds 250
  4. So it’s the Big D- Bags vs the D-Backs
  5. The Rangers fanbase is much like if someone went into the lab mixed Texas Tech, Aggies and SMU fans and just a pinch of horn frog and made one giant A-hole fanbase
  6. Is there anyone in the organization that doesn’t swing at sliders starting 5 inches out of the strike zone? I’m sure the only one we had was the kid we gave to the Mets
  7. Fuck Walt Weiss.
  8. So are we not even gonna try for the unicorn? I would let five or more of our FA’s walk
  9. Verlander- Attitude coach Maton- body language and nonverbal communication coach Chas- Nutritionist
  10. Can we fire Baggie from his role as official hanger-onner?
  11. We need a GM that can find some real talent in free agency not Astros retreads like the Will smiths of the baseball world. Stop getting those guys and expecting to make chicken salad out of dog shit
  12. Disappointed there was no payback for Chas. They send one of ours to the training table we send one of theirs to the ICU
  13. I hate the way he chews gum.
  14. Rangers need to start counting outs. Please show the champagne on ice in rangers locker room!
  15. Players only meeting in tunnel right the f now.
  16. Is Dusty playing 9D chess? This could be the greatest Rope a Dope in the history of MLB. Clubber Garcia is tiring himself out hitting all those bombs, no way he has the strength to hit another, and that’s when we counter.
  17. Bang the can, buzz his shirt.
  18. Diaz PH grand slam, Singleton game winning grand slam.
  19. Furk, is Heather available to talk me through this BS game
  20. A wasted triple by the big guy. That hurts
  21. Mr Roidtober.
  22. All I can say, is I hope that toothpick stabs Dusty’s tongue and lodges in the roof of his mouth.
  23. Let’s beat the hell out of those Rump Rangers from Dallas.
  24. I don’t know what Abreu drives but I am imagining him driving back to H-town in this
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