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TejasPedro

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  1. Chaz ain’t getting off chick-fil-A anytime soon, especially now that they have the honey pepper pimento
  2. Let’s be honest with each other for a minute and have real conversation. Sam is and will always be the better Acho.
  3. Look, all you need to know is the QB1 spot was awarded to the guy who transformed his body. QE went from 218 to 195.
  4. Maybe MM should have been sent to East Philadelphia to live, when he was growing up.
  5. Did Sark soak it back in the day.
  6. Jersey Mikes is not all that.
  7. The lay on the ground offense and let your super athletic running back do it all isn’t working. We got a heavy dose of that against OU. Throw that play out.
  8. How about the winning coach of the Rice vs HCU Fall baseball Exhibition game on Friday gets the gig?
  9. Do we have someone looking into the sweat analytics. Our pitchers get worked up eating seeds. While we are looking into at all the metrics, can we have someone evaluating the manager cap wearing height ratio. While I liked a few of our previous skippers, many of them wore their caps way too high on the head. Lanier, Howe, just to name a few Dierker.
  10. I bet they wind up hiring Panadero Polvoriento in a surprise move.
  11. I think most of us would agree a used, soggy, bad breath ridden, toothpick is a better choice than Ausmus. Hell, go get Scott Servais, I would even take Ashby, in fact make an offer to Pudge just to piss off the Rangers.
  12. Dusty is gone, but his toothpick will stay on in an advisory role.
  13. Texas 42 Polygamist 3 Passing Attempts 21 yds 250
  14. So it’s the Big D- Bags vs the D-Backs
  15. The Rangers fanbase is much like if someone went into the lab mixed Texas Tech, Aggies and SMU fans and just a pinch of horn frog and made one giant A-hole fanbase
  16. Is there anyone in the organization that doesn’t swing at sliders starting 5 inches out of the strike zone? I’m sure the only one we had was the kid we gave to the Mets
  17. Fuck Walt Weiss.
  18. So are we not even gonna try for the unicorn? I would let five or more of our FA’s walk
  19. Verlander- Attitude coach Maton- body language and nonverbal communication coach Chas- Nutritionist
  20. Can we fire Baggie from his role as official hanger-onner?
  21. We need a GM that can find some real talent in free agency not Astros retreads like the Will smiths of the baseball world. Stop getting those guys and expecting to make chicken salad out of dog shit
  22. Disappointed there was no payback for Chas. They send one of ours to the training table we send one of theirs to the ICU
  23. I hate the way he chews gum.
  24. Rangers need to start counting outs. Please show the champagne on ice in rangers locker room!
  25. Players only meeting in tunnel right the f now.
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