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TejasPedro

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  1. KSU 0 Texas 48 Plays 35 Long 96
  2. Let’s all agree. The chicken is choked!
  3. Texas Longhorns 33 Ok St 3 33/333yds
  4. Texas 32 The fighting Malachai’s 2 32Attempts 322 Yds 🥊🌽🥜, 🤘
  5. TejasPedro

    Rhule

    Matt Rhule to tamu. They already have his participation medal engraved and ready to go.
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    5:01

    BV looked like Ethan Hawke in Training Day. Come to think of it is this Sark?
  7. One thing you hear in most Oklahoma homes at bedtime, Bobby Lincoln, go on now, brush your tooth.
  8. Good guys 72 Thieving ass knob gobblers 6 Bijan & X- 512 Yds
  9. Ishmael Ibraheem, oy vey! I wonder what it took to sell out his teammates. Guessing 30 silver coins sounds about right.
  10. WVU 42 Texas 45 RB 214
  11. So we don’t have brakes, ok. Has anyone asked Sark where he is getting his gas from. Maybe that is the issue. We are obviously not buying supreme unleaded. I think he is risking it all with fueling up with some seriously sketch brand gas.
  12. Maalick is 6’5” 240 he can fall forward and pick up a first down
  13. If Sark runs that ridiculous ineffective wildcat again he is demanding to be fired. I would prefer running a Malik package on 3rd down. (Forget that no experience argument). We can call it Wakanda Forever/Wild Black Panther. Just do anything other than the same thing that doesn’t work.
  14. Shit’s real, some of these Coaches need to get in the mother fucker!
  15. Texas 34 Tech 5 WR - 188 Rec. Yds Defense scores Twice 1 Red Raiderette fan tosses Ewers her panties
  16. Sure yeah…trade access to some the best medical and rehab facilities in the world, for what they have in Laramie. Makes perfect sense.
  17. Mama Mia, we need Toviano now! Make that paeson an offer he can’t refuse.
  18. The word was hook’em
  19. Too bad we can’t find some big ass corn feed fuck delivering grub hub who lost his way. Everyone loves a redemption story.
  20. Now hold on just a minute, are we even sure it’s the same Arterio Morris?
  21. RIP Tim Lockwood
  22. Ex-Longhorns in the video camera business… I would have guessed one of these dudes
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