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TejasPedro

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  1. I hope Sark can come up some sick ass plays to involve all these playmakers. Need a Holgorsen type dude to dial up some exotic plays. Empty set, line up Arch wide, pitch to a Wideout, but don’t run the end around, stop throw to Arch then Manning launches a double pass to a wide open Bond for a 75 yd touchdown. 1st play of the Michigan game.
  2. Who among us would shove a fist up their bunghole for a championship?
  3. Jerry has a steady flow of adrenochrome.
  4. Buckeye nation you just got Bjorked!
  5. I guess it’s goodbye to Texas A&M and all that jizzy jazz
  6. The thing that sucks most, next year the SEC in basketball, is like a great big pussy just waiting to get fucked.
  7. Are we just bull crapping with a 5-9 RHP? Praying for a growth spurt? or are we sending him to a third world surgeon for the leg lengthening surgery.
  8. It’s being reported that Trevor Bauer has stopped having casual sex! He is ready to explode!
  9. Had Beard smacked his bitch up, (allegedly) after we were officially playing in the SEC the other institutions would have said welcome to the Club Longhorns, you’ll fit in just fine here! But we bitched out and hit the panic button. It’s not enough to worry about optics and race and all the other BS. We actually are, Texas. Stop running things like we are upholding an Austin image. I want the baddest Mofo out there. Hell at this point I would be ok with hiring the Hammond Honey! Kim looks like she can take on a men’s basketball team. We want a coach that fucks. I’m sorry I wanted to root for RT, but he is looking more like someone who only likes to watch. Can one of the other coaches on the staff go off on the team, record it, then leak the video to make me think they actually care?
  10. I hope Bond can find his Honey Rider or Pussy Galore on the 40!
  11. If not Ron Rivera then Bob Stoops. Book it
  12. So, who you got for Jerry’s next victim at head coach? 1. DeBoer 2. Vrabel Will most likely be Ron Rivera, let that sink in.
  13. Sad to say but Dak could in fact be whack.
  14. Love playing like the Penix that played Texas
  15. Green Bay looks hangry. Cowboys look satiated for just making the wild card.
  16. Watching this game, got me thinking, how in the world did Chendall Weaver land such a big NIL deal?
  17. I don’t Peacock, can someone let me know, did Tyreek Hill have more points or more baby’s mommas in this game?
  18. Dubbie is a good dude. Never hear complaints of him under performing.
  19. Not sure I see Milroe and DeBoer gelling. Kalen better bring in some guys with ties to the southern part of the country. Needs to call Major ASAP.
  20. Lack of Institutional Control.
  21. Was recruiting really a grind for Satan? How many in home visits was he doing? Mom of recruit: Son, Nick Saban is on the phone, he wants to come see you next week. Recruit: Tell him I’m not here, take a message. I’ll call him back after spring break. Noah Please!
  22. I can tell you who I would not want to see in Tuscaloosa, that is Chris Klieman. Those resources, game over man, but they wouldn’t consider him
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