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TejasPedro

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  1. I don’t see coach O finger banging coeds, those sausage fingers covered in worms and dirt, with filthy fingernails maybe that flys down in red stick, in the ATX, prolly..nah.
  2. I think the role of the ā€œSark, Check Yoselfā€ coach should be played by Randi Trew or even Mrs Sark she already tells him how to dress and now she can add, telling him when he needs to run the ball.
  3. Gotta have a thicker skin at Alabama if the wins don’t start happening quickly. As my young son tells me all the time, pressures on bitch!
  4. You gotta give SM a shot. He earned it. It’s going to look bad for Michigan if he isn’t given this opportunity.
  5. Will Harbaugh now lose the grandpa glasses now. He needs the white new balance to complete the look.
  6. Is anyone going to address the huge power vacuum in the cookie cake game, that has now been created.
  7. What was with all that passport horsesheet?
  8. Would like to see Mitchell develop a move or show more advanced footwork. I noticed a mini dream shake in the OU game it was a shake and quake. He looks uncomfortable. Hope he figures it out. Keep thinking he is going to bust out.
  9. The send one of ours to the hospital we send one of theirs to hell!
  10. The girl at the end of the half was precious. She flipped us off, thought about doing horns down then went with gig’em thumb down. Sooners are so dumb, for real!
  11. Please dear Lord, let him be our Sevea!
  12. This take, is like a prep for a colonoscopy!
  13. Does PJ want to coach some day? I think he would be a great recruiter. He would show up in some killer kicks and win the kids over instantly.
  14. Hopefully we did the bear paws down.
  15. Are we talking, like Puma, Singleton or Maldy?
  16. I could get used to a few bullpen days like this France/Brown Brown/Whitley Whitley/France Let them eat up 6 and turn it over to Abreu, Pressly, Hader. I can see a few combined no no’s hope we can score at leat 1 run per game, 2 runs just to be sure
  17. Dana the Brown woke up from his hibernation
  18. Life is like a Pressly 9th you never know what you’re gonna get.
  19. The optics aren’t looking too good right now. What is Elftife doing right now? CDC you better start lining up your dudes. And NO, Jamie Dixon is not the guy.
  20. Doing horns down is fun for our opposition. Especially when it’s a team we don’t see very often. To them, it feels almost verboten. Remember the first time you shot the bird? You kind of looked around to see if anyone saw you. Got kind of brave so you did it again, but this time, you had to make sure someone saw you. Three weeks later you shooting the double barreled FU at nuns and old ladies down at the courthouse.
  21. Ɠrale Papi, Pero, las cosas son asƭ
  22. We almost beat the team that literally beat Kansas!
  23. If a Dallas cop found a Jerry Jones unresponsive and turning blue, would they revive him or take their chances and roll the dice with Stephen?
  24. We need to start referring to the portal days as ā€œSARK WEEKā€ and the Sarknado that’s swirling!
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