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Schlossed and confused: When panic leads to an Earley hire
Schloss be dressing like Tony V looking like
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Trevor Bauer releases a statement
Offer him the lowest amount allowed, have several morality clauses built into the contract. Toss in a few gag balls and a gimp mask and be done with it. Tell his agent this is an audition for next year and roll the dice. Do the deal Brown.
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Trevor Bauer releases a statement
MLB better please Trevor, he will slap around and choke out Manfred
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[Surly Official Firing Squad] David Pierce Has Left The Building - FIRED
So we are going Big Name Hunting! This whole time, kind of felt like a bunch of fudds going after wabbits.
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Schlossed and confused: When panic leads to an Earley hire
If Max Weiner is coming she can be clean up
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
You forgot about “Back of the Card.” Blubaugh? Did we sign AC Green, how did I not hear about this?
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Schlossed and confused: When panic leads to an Earley hire
Too many are prematurely announcing Weiner coming to Texas. If and when he comes to Texas he will explode on the recruiting scene.
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Schlossed and confused: When panic leads to an Earley hire
So, we get left at the alter then we go after Max rebound wiener. How gauche
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[Surly Official Firing Squad] David Pierce Has Left The Building - FIRED
Don’t we have some former Quidditch players on here with derp ties to the athletic department, a source who is married to the cousin of CDC’s dog groomer, one that might have credible intel? Something overheard at the last shampooing? Anything????? No news at this point feels like we are stuck in DP hell…..
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[Surly Official Firing Squad] David Pierce Has Left The Building - FIRED
Depends
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Schlossed and confused: When panic leads to an Earley hire
- ESPN: 1968 Texas named the most influential college football team of all time
That USC 68 team was killer.- [Surly Official Firing Squad] David Pierce Has Left The Building - FIRED
Tony Vitello is Osso Buco Jim Schlossnagle is Geoduck Crudo Backitch is Fava Beans and Chianti- [Surly Official Firing Squad] David Pierce Has Left The Building - FIRED
I’m down wit Vit, but….can you imagine the look on Reveille’s face when they announce Schlongnoodle to the Longhorns.- [Surly Official Firing Squad] David Pierce Has Left The Building - FIRED
Just got an email that it’s being announced that Mr Wonderful is coming to Texas. I thought they meant Tony V. Huge let down to find out it was about a pittbull- Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
What about the cabbage catch kid dropping the home run?- Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Is Pablo Spanish for Dream Crusher?- Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
It’s a reality we don’t want to face. The signs have been there all along. At some point Crane went to the Jerry Jones seminar for sports team owners. Itinerary: Opening Remarks: Life after winning it all! Grand BallroomA &B: How to fuck your fanbase hard, but give them enough to not burn your house down. Salon A: New Unis, you found a way to print money, what are you buying next? Lunch: Texas Room: Lower your overhead, raise the profits. Air Conditioning, why?- Texas Baseball 2025 - Your SEC regular season champions!!
Why can’t we ever convert a Basketball player into a pitcher at The University of Texas. Everyone is a doing it these days. Hell, go get one of those Vatos from the Valley. Those pendejos broke off a chili in our lily white culos- Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Feel bad for Yordan legging out that triple. For what? I could almost see the ligaments buckling- Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
This team is shit- Schlossed and confused: When panic leads to an Earley hire
Give me a coach that has stayed in an awful lot of hotel rooms on the recruiting trail. Give me a coach that is not afraid to talk to reporters when you put a mic in front of his face.- [Surly Official Firing Squad] David Pierce Has Left The Building - FIRED
Just going to toss this out there. We need a smoothie machine added to any renovation plans!- [Surly Official Firing Squad] David Pierce Has Left The Building - FIRED
- Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Ok stay with me here. Astros giving Trevor Bauer a look. Trevor Bauer likes to do what? Astros have a bunch of guys that act like what? Bauer is going to bring that strong pimp hand and do work. Let’s go! Last 100 games- my prediction is 69 Wins and 31 Lawsuits - ESPN: 1968 Texas named the most influential college football team of all time
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