He was just named AD of the year by Sports Business Journal.
About to be crowned AD of the millennium. Going way back like before Christ and dinosaurs walked the earth.
Both coaches have offers on the table, which are:
One offer states unlimited Tacos at Torchys
The other offer is unlimited beard trims and facials.
It boils down to who agrees to the terms first. Deadline is the final out of today’s game
Schloss retires after the game. Vit takes the Texas job. Schloss takes an analyst job on Vits staff.
Aggies line up to jump from the top of Kyle Field.
We need a sensory room for half the fanbase when the swag chains, and home run mink coats and beards come out. The blue hairs can go in the sensory rooms to clutch their pearls, when it just becomes all too much for them to take it all in.
Heard! Took a 3 minute pause to respond, I’m starting to stew that we are still waiting. Thursday will reach critical mass, if we do not have an announcement.
Peace be with you.
After the CWS ends.
Hell in a cell Death match.
Two coaches enter, only one may exit. The surviving coach will then be allowed to put on the burnt orange!
Top reasons why Schloss should leave aTm:
I’ll start,
Jizz Jars
Milkmen jumping around doing strange hand signals
Coed talent pool
They have Dat Nguyen
We have Dis Nguyen