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TejasPedro

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  1. Gift card in the drawer you forgot about translates to- Oh yeah I forgot I married a Football savant that is about to get crazy paid. “Woodhouse spa” and “spin” is a signal to her realtor that she wants lots of trees and a jacuzzi with a Helicopter Pad.
  2. Did someone say,
  3. When is the Administration going to figure out we have all moved on from Herman. He was fired from our collective consciousness weeks ago. This band of bro’s have already signed his replacement. Waiting for everyone else to ketchup.
  4. Any chance CDC meets the team at the gate as they are boarding to fly out, and says, hey Tom hang back a minute?
  5. The shittiest town in TEXAS, that’s the topic? The only State in the Nation that could stand on its own if we had to. From the Butt naked clubs in Houston, to the Swanky Casino in Eagle Pass across the Methed Up East Texas towns to hills of central Texas. We all stand for football and at least we know we’re free.
  6. Gonna need to see a receipt for that bottle
  7. Urban on the recruiting trail making his first offer to his nephew, perhaps?
  8. My goodness the Meyer Marketing possibilities are mind boggling, He will make more money from endorsements and business ventures if he comes here and wins.
  9. Chip was taking a shot at Herman with the whole looking at Sark or Campbell, what he should have said was BMD’s are kicking the tires on Dana Holgorsen
  10. I heard a rumor that RGL was in the hospital last night and they pumped a gallon of Meyer Mayo out of his stomach
  11. Well, obviously the stop in Atlanta is to pick up some Varsity Hot Dogs they found out The dirty O was closed in Pittsburgh and Meyer was demanding the next Weiner up.
  12. Back in the really real world, has anyone here ever purchased anything out of the in flight magazines like Skymall you find on plain old commercial flights. They have some really neato stuff. I flip through those things and dream of how awesome it would be to buy a Nap anywhere pillow for 50.00 dollars US.
  13. Poors! Degenerates! Hustlers, Hillbillies, Assclowns lend me your ears. I come to bury the Herman era, not to praise him. The evil that men do lives after them.
  14. I don’t know,... those fries took a lot of time and attention, it was a Serious process to make the fries like that.
  15. Best fries evah.
  16. Brian Voltolini, Mark Pantoni, Mickey Marotti
  17. The discussion needs to move towards Italian food. If we are gonna go after some real Piasans we better be able to compete with those Ohio raviolis we’ve heard so much about. let’s start with Sbarro’s I’ll hang up and listen.
  18. Can we hire the Cyst? We took our chances with a carbuncle and it failed. CDC just do it. Hire the cyst, bring in Meyer as an intern.
  19. I know there's painWhy do you lock yourself up in these chains?No one can change your life except for youDon't ever let anyone step all over youJust open your heart and your mindIs it really fair to feel this way inside?
  20. One more loss..... D-Day Dec. 1....... Out of CCG contention..... Damn, we are all cocked, locked, and ready to rock, what the hell are we waiting for? Starting to feel like a big old fashioned dicktease. I’m just gonna say it, CDC doesn’t put out
  21. If you had one chance to bring it home for the longhorn nation, you had one shot at impressing Mrs. Meyer with the best Tex-Mex Meal Austin has to offer. Where you taking her and what are you ordering? These are my top picks Matt’s El Rancho- Large Bob and Old Fashioned Brisket Tacos Enchiladas y Mas -Cunado’s Special
  22. Damn, if those shits weren’t the greasiest Son of a bitchin ass burgers, but so Danged good. Double Meat Double cheese! Kind of preferred Frans to be honest. Haven’t been in 15 plus years
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