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TejasPedro

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  1. Bill’s Burgers in Burnet is pretty tasty and the back rub is a sweet touch.
  2. Some VY magic never hurt nothing. Urban Meyer/VY Chophouse Serving fried eggs on all kinds of sheet!
  3. this brings it all together we are getting Urban. He likes pizza, we like fried eggs on food items that don’t normally have fried eggs on them. It’s a marriage made in heaven
  4. Taco Tuesday more like TomGo Tuesday!
  5. Tomorrow, this will be Tom being tossed out of his company car. While his side piece waits for their romantic picnic together.
  6. Get your affairs in order. Get your mind right.
  7. Price: $6,950,000 Property Type: Residential Property Style: Mediterranean Beds: 6 Baths: 8 Square Feet: 10,198 Garage: 4 Area of Town: RN Lot Size: 1.004 MLS #: 1252025
  8. How in the hell did that conversation go? Phone rings: CDC: Hello TH: Hey Chris, just wanted to run a few things by you. CDC: Who is this? TH: Hey Chris, come on man, it’s me. CDC: No hablo con putos TH: Come on Chris, please cut me some slack, press conferences are hard, recruiting is hard, keeping these little bastards hydrated is hard.Can you just throw me a bone, and let them know we’re still tight. CDC: ”Click” phone goes silent.... TH: Chris....Mr. DelConte... Sir, you there?
  9. Longhorns, all we can do is hope we are in the conversation, we can always lament on how so very close we were. To be exact, just three tiny points away from being relevant again, in a few people’s minds that is. Thats the new motto for the entire football program
  10. That press conference just told me everything I needed to know. Tom Herman was meeting with Kendra Scott not because of something nefarious, but only because he was having a Gold Grill custom made for CDC.
  11. I kind of thought that was a clever way to ask, are you banging that jewelry making home wrecking gal.
  12. If CDC comes out first At the press conference for the vote of confidence, I will be forgoing the remainder of the season and declaring for a mental institution.
  13. Blank Tom Bleeping Herman and furthermore blankety blank blank his play Bleeping calling.
  14. Can someone at the presser ask, HeyTom, with Christmas coming, where do you get Michelle’s Christmas Gifts? Is she into gold, diamonds or does she fancy herself a pearl necklace. Where do you go, to get her jewelry?
  15. Kendra Scott huh, I would have guessed he went to Jared. You know what they say every kiss begins with Kay. So who knows
  16. Can we please get an update coming from someone else other than “Kankley Boots” or “Nacho Meal Grande”. Oh man, it just hit me, Fancy is Grande, Grande is Fancy....
  17. Under Meyer, Bijan wins a Heisman! If Herman stays, Bijan wins a Heisman after he hits the portal and transfers the fuck outta here and goes to_________. Meyer, Bijan, Ewers, and the Brocks I want it all. CDC fix this mess.
  18. Go on, I like where this is headed, I’m listening
  19. I’m starting to think Tom may have stolen Urban from us. Can we all show up at the Tower at noon tomorrow and demand something?
  20. Remember remember the 5th of November. The Herman firing plot. I see no reason why the Herman firing.Should never be forgot!
  21. Sorry, had it wrong, all wrong! CDC wore black! Prez said, light the tower! Urban called some people! We beat the 6th ranked team in the country! SIXTH RANKED TEAM IN THE WHOLE UNITED STATES! McConaughey said, sing EOT as simply “the ice of Texas” and everything will be alright, alright, alright! Get the Brocks on the phone. Send QE a tweet. We’re back bitches!
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