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TejasPedro

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  1. How deliciously ironic. Tom gets Urban fired. Tom gets Urban hired.
  2. Today will forever be known as the day Tom Herman butt-fudged the program for eternity. So I wrote a little poem to memorialize the event. His name is Quinn Ewers He put Herman on a skewer. Served him up so nicely. But CDC claimed it was far too pricey. The firing didn’t happen, The team is now orange slice snackin Now the program is stuck in reverse, All because of the Mack Brown curse.
  3. The definition of insanity is an Athletic Director who’s hell bent on keeping Tom Herman as the head football cyst despite a mountain of evidence that he is not the dude. Tom Herman will not allow you to stay on the gravy train. No amount of fairy juice glazed over Herman is going to make him capable of leading this team to a conference championship or anything more! CDC shake yourself. You were hired to cleanse the filthy bowels of this backed up athletic program! You are earning an F-
  4. Sorry that game gave me PTSD I still get nervous when I watch it today at 2 minutes 37 seconds left in that game.
  5. Remember that one time in Stillwater back in 2005, when Vince did his thang? That was pretty incredible. I want to watch that game over and over. LHN should do a fund raiser raffle for a chance to win a watch and study film session with VY. (All proceeds will go to the “Can The Herman -Hire the Meyer Fund”) I enjoy that game more than the rose bowl. oh, and one more thing, Tom Herman is ass.
  6. Coming to Texas would be like butt funneling a Fentanyl & Cocaine cocktail. CDC please have the Narcan at the ready!
  7. Can we get the owners of Peter Pan Mini Golf to give Urban a lifetime Pass, to sweeten the deal?
  8. Tom Herman is a cyst.
  9. Tie color is part of the leverage for negotiations. This Is exactly why we need Urban. The man knows how to play the game. He just added another year on the contract.
  10. Notre Dame practice squad 2nd place University of Texas Practice squad
  11. Herman is fired at halftime, Urban coaches from the Fox Studios and we win by 14. The mullet takes the Texans job in fear of ever having to face Urban. Lincoln Riley resigns and is found weeks later under a bridge. Stoops is rehired setting us up for years of payback. We get Wheaton and the Brocks.
  12. Sure thing, if by me saying those lame ass milkmen, having there shit together making us look bad because we have an inept administration who is having to deal with a Insubordinate ravioli eating genius makes me an Aggie than so be it. Guess I will direct all future support to the Collieville Coalition and The Jizz Jar Jubilee fund.
  13. What did I miss, is Tom still our nightmare?
  14. As much as I hate to even talk about Texas A&M because they mean nothing to us other than in head to head recruiting. They are not, we’re not, and never will be our rivals. OU is the real enemy. How sad is it that TAMU looks like a program firing on all cylinders. A University that has spent a hundred years looking up to us and continually wants to be us, cannot be our rivals. They are more like our regraded little cousin we assume was the result of alcohol induced encounter. Why are they and teams like Nebraska starting to look down their noses at us. Something needs to change and that change need to happen now. Damn you CDC, come out and say you got this. Something, anything, Say something or I’m giving up on you.
  15. Did TCU and OU beat the name off of our gear?
  16. This is what Tom Herman has done to us, he is ripping us apart. Here we are bickering over who earns more and who can pull down the most poon. I don’t know what greenspoint is pulling, but you know who was pulling huge Latina panocha, Major Applewhite, that’s who, but what does all that mean? It means Mensa will still be on the sideline coaching at the University of Texas. Let that sink in. If Urban was here right now we would all be getting paid and laid. It’s a trickle down effect yo.
  17. Tom was told unequivocally, under no circumstances was he to continue sucking as hard as has against OU. The policy was crystal clear to stop gargling Gary Patterson’s balls year after year. He has gone against numerous directives for the past several weeks and there are grounds for immediate termination for being obstinate and insubordinate.
  18. So, we are waiting till December to save 4.5 Million. How much will this cost us when it’s all said and done? 4.5 Come on man... Can we start a GTFO Fund? I got 5 on it
  19. Well hell. That has championship attitude written all over it. Has CDC made his policy clear on our head buttnutt not chewing gum like a 10 year old? Did CDC make his policy clear on having his football team prepared to play our biggest rival? At least we locked down that whole sing-along issue. Please give CDC an extension. No let’s make it a lifetime appointment.
  20. Trying to draw in a billionaire to fund operation Cesspool Cleanse
  21. Not to infuse politics in this whole mess but all we need now to destabilize the already fragile longhorn Nation is to have some George Soros billionaire come in and fund the buyout and pay for the new contract of Urban Meyer. It would destabilize the College football landscape and usher in a new world order.
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