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  1. Surlymermaid
    Been feeling pretty angst-y the longer this drags out. 2016 PTSD and living in a tiny rural TX town in which Trump is considered a god can do that. This hit me in the feels! Let’s go Joe!!!
  2. Surlymermaid
    Get the fuck out of here
  3. Surlymermaid
    I’m trying not to get doomy...but that hit me too!
  4. Surlymermaid
    I’m trying not to get doomy...but that hit me too!
  5. Surlymermaid
    I probably should have waited until I was out of the restaurant to read these! But thanks for sharing?.
  6. Surlymermaid
    Perhaps
  7. Surlymermaid
    I was a wife a long time ago...perhaps I still have a few wifey quirks. Who knows?
  8. Surlymermaid
    I want to learn from the pros.
  9. Surlymermaid
    I’ve quickly realized that lol. I’ve learned much in the past 24 hours. And thank you for your assistance in reaching my goal.
  10. Surlymermaid
    This shit is funny as an onlooker, but different ballgame when I need help lol. No one’s wifey!
  11. Surlymermaid
    Ok...just found out y’all are assholes. And I need to donate to the wreath fund.
  12. Surlymermaid
    Hang on...searching for the sharpie.
  13. Surlymermaid
    For real? I never know when it’s sarcasm on here!
  14. Surlymermaid
    No...but when I searched for Derka several variations came up, so it’s possible I wrote to the wrong one.
  15. Surlymermaid
    Sad mermaid
  16. Surlymermaid
    I’ve stepped into the Surly wilderness, so here’s my best neophyte answers... 1) No clue about the hitby part, but am def not a sock. Just a mermaid looking for help. 2) Re buttholes- I hesitantly claim to have only one. Feel like I’m walking into some trap here. 3) Gladiators aren’t really my thing, but I guess I’d watch if nothing else is on. 4) As zork stated, all pansies. But offense bigger pansies bc fuck OU . 5) I imagine Rudy isn’t feeling great right now, but that’s assuming he’s capable of emotions. Highly unlikely. Did I pass?
  17. Surlymermaid
    I have no idea what this means...
  18. Surlymermaid
    Ok- I’m on it!
  19. Surlymermaid
    Thank you for the info-I noticed y’all have a plethora of tit pics in pretty much every thread! I truly fell in love with this place when following the ‘fire Herman’ thread. Not only did I learn about Urban, but also discovered bouncy boobs, hottest chick (think it was the oh my god/gosh girl), as well how incredibly lucrative nursing is!
  20. Surlymermaid
    And how does one earn rep? From observing the lively discussions on this site I realize I’m putting myself in a precarious situation with that question.
  21. Surlymermaid
    Hahaha! I’ve witnessed the fate of those who attempt such foolishness!
  22. Surlymermaid
    Ohhhhh! Better get to work on that! I have so much to say during this debate! Thanks!
  23. Surlymermaid
    Thank you!
  24. Surlymermaid
    I’m new to posting on this site/admit I’ve been lurking a while. I’m dying to post on the debate thread but I get a message that I don’t have permission to reply or to post. How do I get permission?
  25. Surlymermaid
    Few ideas we brainstormed after many margaritas ~ - Herman: All Hat, No Cattle -Herman’s borked! -Houston, we have a problem. Returning him immediately. No backs! -Herman doesn’t have the balls to be a Longhorn

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