Everything posted by Surlymermaid
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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!
Haha! Thank you!
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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!
I started reading this to kill time at the dr. office ( 4 hours for a ‘rona test-but all good). Then-omg-I got sucked down the rabbit hole. I had no idea of all the drama below the surface of surly. Now all of the odd questions I was asked when I requested assistance w/posting make sense—in a nonsensical way. I’m horrified/intrigued/disgusted/addicted to the fitlump saga! It’s so bad but I can’t turn away. Ricky, Roman...I’m just speechless. This is an odd but masterful work of art.
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Biden-Harris Saturday Night speech thread
Knowing this now...more tears! [emoji170][emoji3590]
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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]
YES!!! This is my fave dotard meme.! Cooper’s description nailed him, but seeing the visual sealed it. Like I might frame this shit!
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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]
Same here!! I love it!!
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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]
Yes! This exactly lol! Been in this mode since election night. Day drinking and funny memes are keeping me off the ledge of doom.
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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]
Been feeling pretty angst-y the longer this drags out. 2016 PTSD and living in a tiny rural TX town in which Trump is considered a god can do that. This hit me in the feels! Let’s go Joe!!!
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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]
Get the fuck out of here
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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]
I’m trying not to get doomy...but that hit me too!
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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]
I’m trying not to get doomy...but that hit me too!
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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]
I probably should have waited until I was out of the restaurant to read these! But thanks for sharing?.
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Perhaps
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I was a wife a long time ago...perhaps I still have a few wifey quirks. Who knows?
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I want to learn from the pros.
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I’ve quickly realized that lol. I’ve learned much in the past 24 hours. And thank you for your assistance in reaching my goal.
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This shit is funny as an onlooker, but different ballgame when I need help lol. No one’s wifey!
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Ok...just found out y’all are assholes. And I need to donate to the wreath fund.
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Hang on...searching for the sharpie.
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For real? I never know when it’s sarcasm on here!
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No...but when I searched for Derka several variations came up, so it’s possible I wrote to the wrong one.
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Sad mermaid
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I’ve stepped into the Surly wilderness, so here’s my best neophyte answers... 1) No clue about the hitby part, but am def not a sock. Just a mermaid looking for help. 2) Re buttholes- I hesitantly claim to have only one. Feel like I’m walking into some trap here. 3) Gladiators aren’t really my thing, but I guess I’d watch if nothing else is on. 4) As zork stated, all pansies. But offense bigger pansies bc fuck OU . 5) I imagine Rudy isn’t feeling great right now, but that’s assuming he’s capable of emotions. Highly unlikely. Did I pass?
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I have no idea what this means...
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Ok- I’m on it!
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Thank you for the info-I noticed y’all have a plethora of tit pics in pretty much every thread! I truly fell in love with this place when following the ‘fire Herman’ thread. Not only did I learn about Urban, but also discovered bouncy boobs, hottest chick (think it was the oh my god/gosh girl), as well how incredibly lucrative nursing is!