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Francisco 2.0

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  1. At this point, I'm convinced that these tariff letters (and really anything he can sign his name to) are just endorphin releases for Trump. If he's feeling down, he gets someone to create an executive order or a tariff letter or whatever, he signs his name with multiple sharpies and great flourish, and immediately he feels better.
  2. I believe everyone thought that. Now....if Nick has somehow parlayed that act into an ambassadorship, and is currently living out the act, and someday will write a book about his experiences and reveal that it was all a joke and he pulled the wool over the eyes of MAGA and Trump, then that is a true 5D chess long game that he played.
  3. That's the face of a virile, alpha male. The manliness of men. World leaders tremble in his presence. Women swoon. That is the face of America.
  4. Children, huh?
  5. And here you go: https://www.kut.org/politics/2025-07-10/state-sen-angela-paxton-files-for-divorce-from-texas-attorney-general-ken-paxton Also, from the same article. This brings the chuckles.
  6. I'm sure there is a perfectly good explanation for all this. Probably just a misunderstanding.
  7. "recent discoveries" https://www.houstonchronicle.com/politics/texas/article/ken-paxton-angela-paxton-20764827.php
  8. So glad social media wasn't a thing when I filed, because my ex would have been all over that spouting off shit day and night. Also, this:
  9. My former SIL (ex wife's sister) lived in Houston for years. She truly believed that they were more susceptible to getting a dark tan or sunburn living in Houston than Northern Texas simply because they were "closer to the sun". I knew what she was getting at with regards to being closer to the Tropic of Cancer, but she thought she sounded intelligent, so I just let her sound stupid to anyone she came in contact with. And yeah, I'm convinced that ole' Tammy is maga as hell.
  10. Cough up the 8 fucking dollars a month, Linda. You cheap ass hag.
  11. If he did, and in a drug induced haze just decided to post excerpts on twitter all night, the internet might just melt down.
  12. Ah yes. Patriot. And Christian.
  13. Bryson and John are both maga, but this video is entertaining as hell. Daly on the course, cig hanging out of his mouth, barefoot, drunk, and hitting driver while using a beer can as a tee is priceless.
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