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Francisco 2.0

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Everything posted by Francisco 2.0

  1. It is. https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/115464406342534500
  2. Aside from this quote, why the hell would a governor go on McAfee?
  3. Oh, don't you worry. Next summer:
  4. "Charlie would have wanted it this way"
  5. "My good friend Bob Kraft was telling me of this place full of Asian women who gave the best massages! Do you know the place? "
  6. https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/hi-its-me-wikipedia-and-i-am-ready-for-your-apology HI, IT’S ME, WIKIPEDIA, AND I AM READY FOR YOUR APOLOGY
  7. I'm not a psychoanalyst, but, yeah.
  8. Absinthe is just a great show. Sitting in the front row, slightly drunk, getting picked on by the Gazillionaire (and throwing it back at him) is just an outstanding evening of entertainment.
  9. Probably can't find a Bible to use, and Johnson won't allow the distinguished rep-elect to bring her own, because it might not be "authentic" enough.
  10. I'm assuming this should be in one of two possible forums on this place.
  11. See, what is gonna happen is Carnival will have special "War Excursions" marketed to MAGA folk where for a reasonable fee, you can board one of their vessels, have it park in the Caribbean someplace, and watch (from a safe distance, of course) American firepower decimate fishing drug boats from third-world countries for sport. A portion of the proceeds will be directed to the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library, of course. Think of it as a quail or deer hunt, but from a spectator point of view.
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