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  1. Could? What is she sitting on that’s worse than the wildest crash and burn I can remember in college football?
  2. Ah, the 'ol Vandy Special, I see.
  3. In undergrad, we had a drink we named “Cromulence”. It was Big Red w/Gin. At the time it was perfectly serviceable (hence the name). I don’t know that I’d want to drink it nowadays, though.
  4. This whole thing is rich coming from a guy whose QB is named Penis.
  5. That's because after the Georgia game the committee stopped watching us.
  6. Marshal Faulk is a badass, but Charlie Ward goes hard. I didn’t have a problem with it. Now voting Heath Schuler ahead of him, that was bush league.
  7. Fine, it wasn’t a blowout. It was an asskicking, curbstomping, buttfucking, or whatever your description of “they bent us over a table on national TV” is.
  8. Yep. This is it. College football is a game of momentum. After the Wingo TD, we had it. For a brief moment, we began to believe. So Georgia ripped our throats out and shat on our corpse before we could do anything else. The next time our offense touched the ball, we were down 18 and it was over. Our coaching staff got clowned last night.
  9. We’re going to need a cut up of every play where our secondary started the play 15 yards away from who they were covering, and every uncalled hold on our pass rush. We might be able to beat the refs. We might be able to beat ourselves. But we can’t beat both.
  10. So, Portnoy doesn’t know how to use a hammer, certain posters are dumber than a sack of hammers, and New York’s mayor is Joseph Stalin. Non Sequiter: The whole cloak room thing. As politics increasingly becomes a religion rather than a conversation about how to run the country, it is becoming impossible to talk about anything without skirting those boundaries because that identity bleeds into everything. Combined with the social media amplification soapbox, any asshole who runs fast and can catch a ball, or talks about those things for money, now has a means and motive to make their beliefs public, regardless of how uninformed or ill-reasoned they are. So when we talk about those people, their opinions become fair game and can’t simply be confined to the cloak room. Like the South Park guys said, politics became pop culture. Likewise with sports. I guess we need to get used to various posters speaking out and removing all doubt.
  11. I had a dream that Parker Livingstone caught a long bomb down the right sideline. It was one of those throws like the first play of Vandy that led the receiver so well that it looked overthrown before it dropped neatly into his hands. And then he was gone. I’m going to consider it a true vision and an omen of how this game will go.
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