Everything posted by Darth Tron
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2025 Citrus Bowl - Texas vs. Michigan - 2:00pm on ABC
HAHAHAHAHAHA Thanks for the laugh. I was around for VY, and for Simms/Applewhite, and for Brown, and for Morentz, and for Peter the Great. I know just how good VY was. He's my favorite Longhorn ever. I've met him. All I am trying to say is that as of the 2004 season, Vince Young was not the player you are referencing or remembering. He was not the inevitable machine that he was in 2005. Lord knows if Arch will get there, but his trajectory is favorable and he has all the tools. Hopefully he'll keep growing. That's all I was trying to interject. Carry on.
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2025 Citrus Bowl - Texas vs. Michigan - 2:00pm on ABC
In fairness, the Vince Young you remember is what Arch will be next year, timeline-wise. 2004 RS SO Vince (2025 Arch comp) got shutout by OU and barely snuck by Kansas. Next year is the season for Arch. We'll see if he turns into superman or not. I'm not saying he will be, but it's not outside the realm of possibility. Dude has every tool to go all the way.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Helobious Is Getting Those Wrists Ready For Heavy Work
- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Great, we’re on the “Actually, Colt McCoy wasn’t that good” part of our collective descent into hell. Goddamnit.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
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Piggybacking on this. I need all the forums in one clickable place, right now I have to click like 3 times to move around.- Boom M'Fer T Shirts - Second Run
I want in on this.- Surly 2025 Bowl Mania Contest
Whelp, South Florida fucked me and took a big chunk out of my max points, but I guess we'll see how things shake out as we keep going. Should have paid more attention to the coaching changes instead of blindly following my spreadsheet.- Sherrone Moore's Michigan Meltdown - Staffers, Breakups, Extortion, Cover-Ups, Firings, Knives, Assaults, Breakdowns, Arrests
- Sherrone Moore's Michigan Meltdown - Staffers, Breakups, Extortion, Cover-Ups, Firings, Knives, Assaults, Breakdowns, Arrests
Could? What is she sitting on that’s worse than the wildest crash and burn I can remember in college football?- Sherrone Moore's Michigan Meltdown - Staffers, Breakups, Extortion, Cover-Ups, Firings, Knives, Assaults, Breakdowns, Arrests
Not with a butter knife, he wasn't.- Worst call of the season
- Worst call of the season
Ah, the 'ol Vandy Special, I see.- Sherrone Moore's Michigan Meltdown - Staffers, Breakups, Extortion, Cover-Ups, Firings, Knives, Assaults, Breakdowns, Arrests
In undergrad, we had a drink we named “Cromulence”. It was Big Red w/Gin. At the time it was perfectly serviceable (hence the name). I don’t know that I’d want to drink it nowadays, though.- Bijan Robinson is special
This whole thing is rich coming from a guy whose QB is named Penis.- Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
That's because after the Georgia game the committee stopped watching us.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
- Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
Marshal Faulk is a badass, but Charlie Ward goes hard. I didn’t have a problem with it. Now voting Heath Schuler ahead of him, that was bush league.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Fine, it wasn’t a blowout. It was an asskicking, curbstomping, buttfucking, or whatever your description of “they bent us over a table on national TV” is.- Texas @ Georgia November 15, 2025 - The Beginning or The End
Yep. This is it. College football is a game of momentum. After the Wingo TD, we had it. For a brief moment, we began to believe. So Georgia ripped our throats out and shat on our corpse before we could do anything else. The next time our offense touched the ball, we were down 18 and it was over. Our coaching staff got clowned last night.- Texas @ Georgia November 15, 2025 - The Beginning or The End
We’re going to need a cut up of every play where our secondary started the play 15 yards away from who they were covering, and every uncalled hold on our pass rush. We might be able to beat the refs. We might be able to beat ourselves. But we can’t beat both.- We need to talk about David Portnoy
So, Portnoy doesn’t know how to use a hammer, certain posters are dumber than a sack of hammers, and New York’s mayor is Joseph Stalin. Non Sequiter: The whole cloak room thing. As politics increasingly becomes a religion rather than a conversation about how to run the country, it is becoming impossible to talk about anything without skirting those boundaries because that identity bleeds into everything. Combined with the social media amplification soapbox, any asshole who runs fast and can catch a ball, or talks about those things for money, now has a means and motive to make their beliefs public, regardless of how uninformed or ill-reasoned they are. So when we talk about those people, their opinions become fair game and can’t simply be confined to the cloak room. Like the South Park guys said, politics became pop culture. Likewise with sports. I guess we need to get used to various posters speaking out and removing all doubt.- 2025 Week 12: Texas @ Georgia
I had a dream that Parker Livingstone caught a long bomb down the right sideline. It was one of those throws like the first play of Vandy that led the receiver so well that it looked overthrown before it dropped neatly into his hands. And then he was gone. I’m going to consider it a true vision and an omen of how this game will go.- The Athletic Scoops Sark interested in NFL Jobs
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