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Darth Tron

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  1. We survived a freshman game from our savior. Too close for comfort, but it was good to see that Sark saw Quinn didn’t have it today and lean on his upperclassmen RBs. Now if PK will stop calling that soft zone shit on 3rd down we might be cookin.
  2. 41-10 Good guys win before halftime and we shut it down the rest of the way. 37 rushing attempts for 230 yds.
  3. You know the old saying…. There’s lies, dammed lies, and Aggies.
  4. You know, if the fickle concept of “cool” as perceived by teenagers continues turning against OU instead of us for the first time in what seems like forever, I’m feeling pretty good about the future.
  5. All gas no brakes my ass. Run the fuckin score up. What's this gentleman shit?
  6. New OU hand signal Have to bust out this classic
  7. 56-23 Texas Bijan/Worthy combine for 223 (most of it Bijan) In 2013 (Mack's Last Stand) a buddy of mine had a breathalyzer installed on his vehicle by his family. After the game he kept begging everyone around him to blow so he could start his vehicle. None of us were in a condition to do so. He had to sit and watch us drink for what seemed to be forever before he could leave, enduring vicious mockery the entire time. I don't know, it was funny to us at the time. My wife and I took a cab, for what it's worth.
  8. All Day Peterson Where is your championship Up your ass, dick hole
  9. That and our team looking like shit for two weeks in a row.
  10. 34 points should be enough to beat this Tech team. I wasn't exactly enthused by the Sark hire, but between recruiting and what we've seen him do with the fruit of Charles Thompson's cocaine addled loins and a Lake Travis WR at QB, I think we'll be ok on offense. The problem is that our defense lines up on their back with their legs spread waiting to get fucked on every play. PK is a dud, we can all see it, especially other coaches on our schedule, and that's good for 4 more losses no matter what Quinn does when he comes back. Fix the defense, and this team looks a lot better. Do nothing, and expect more of this shit.
  11. Alright cocksuckers, I’m off to grill a steak and make pizza for the kiddos. Wake me up when PK is fired.
  12. Offense isn’t the problem. We pulled 31 points out of our ass with a gimp backup and missing our stud receiver. Kwiatkowski can’t field a functioning Big 12 defense to save his job.
  13. How bad is our O-Line? We’ve been completely hamstrung this entire half on offense.
  14. Good to see Murphy and Finkley on the field in crunch time. Play the young pups, they don’t know how to lose yet.
  15. So at some point will Sark realize Card can’t throw the deep ball or make the right read, or will he continue pretending Ewers is in?
  16. Where’s Bill O’Brian when you need him?
  17. Not a fan of our DBs turning around and retreating before the ball is even snapped. They’re gonna dink and dunk all day on us
  18. That’s the UT O-Line we’ve come to know and love!
  19. Holding on every play and daring the refs to call it. Solid strategy for Big12 teams going forward.
  20. What the fuck is this Yankee bullshit????
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