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Darth Tron

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  1. No mention of Freddy’s? Greasy heaven in a bun. If you haven’t yet, you gotta try it.
  2. All you fucks debating the merits of a bunch of shitty modern TV dramas that rely entirely on pathos in lieu of clever dialogue and cohesive plots need to go to Shakespeare at Winedale and learn about quality writing.
  3. Most of these have been mentioned, but to reiterate their excellence and put in my two cents (no particular order, apart from when they popped into my head): The Man Who Shot Liberty Valence For a Few Dollars More Hateful Eight (Extended Version is so much better than the regular) Little Big Man The Good, The Bad and The Ugly Dead Man The Sons of Katie Elder ALSO: Haven’t seen The Outlaw Josey Wales mentioned. What? (I may have missed it, in which case I apologize.) Appendix: There was an old western called “Last of the Comanches” that I remember watching as a kid that involved a stagecoach being stranded with a cavalry escort in an abandoned fort and defending themselves against a horde of native enemies. It wasn’t good but the nostalgia factor is high. Haven’t found it to stream yet.
  4. .5 PPR, championship game. Fant or Muth? Leaning Muth for ceiling, nervous about floor.
  5. Our O-Line has been trash for almost plural decades and you think we’re taking too many quality linemen?
  6. “Well, if Kelly could that guy drafted, imagine what he could do with me!” -Brennan, probably
  7. That was Sisyphus. Prometheus had it even worse with the eagle eating his liver every day. But yes, Zeus was definitely a top shelf asshole.
  8. Yes, because the entire country doesn’t already know Texas wants Ewers.
  9. You guys have it all wrong. It’s not that Sark can’t close. It’s that he’s such a fearsome, silver-tongued devil of a closer that jabronis like Day and Jimbo have to seal the deal before he gets there.
  10. This fucking shit. Why even bother shitting this out their ass? Goddamnit.
  11. Oh well. Good for him, I reckon. Probably better than coming here and getting murdered behind the line of scrimmage.
  12. So we’re at the point of the season where we argue if benchwarmers were good takes or not? Here’s my two cents: Tyler Johnson sucks BECAUSE he came to Texas. I am certain that if he chose OU he’d have been bulldozing Jett Bush into the secondary this past October on his way to the NFL. Such is life since 2009.
  13. I definitely hope he comes here, that’s for sure. It’s just that if I was a 5 star with NFL aspirations I wouldn’t touch this program with my worst enemy’s dick.
  14. I logged just to say this exact thing. Of course by all indications Nagy is dumb enough to listen and maybe even put in a word to the GM.
  15. I want this to be true more than I want this team to somehow become bowl eligible. I also think this is the more likely thing to happen of the two.
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