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Darth Tron

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  1. When Ewers was getting up he put weight on the side he went down on. Cross fingers and hope he just got the wind knocked out of him. Good timing on the end of the quarter.
  2. Someone injured themselves by hitting Whittington? That’s a welcome twist
  3. Summoning all the juju I have. My late uncle’s favorite mug and my signed Colt McCoy hat. Let’s dream big, folks.
  4. Bama 48 Texas 31 Ewers: 315 total yards
  5. Parking question. Just finally got the family moved back into the area and was looking to take the kiddos to Bevo Blvd and all that. Anybody got some inside tips for least painful parking experience?
  6. But what are your thoughts on tits?
  7. I guess we're saying "natty" now.
  8. Username checks out.
  9. Why did you already pay? Wasn’t the bet about the first snap of the season? Until he trots out there week 1 there’s still time to get a boot on his car or something. Wasn’t injury the only qualifier?
  10. Have we considered that both QBs suck? We’ve got a 3rd yr chalkboard warrior just waiting with bated breath for a Depends NIL contract. After this Alabama game he may just get it. The other option is a shitkicker freshman with a mullet who’s been banging every chick he introduces himself to for 3 years running and is already a millionaire with a nicer car than I’ll ever sit in. Yeah, I’m sure he’s been hitting the books hard and living/breathing football. Strap in assholes, it’s gonna be a long year.
  11. It’ll be tough, but I’m sure our guys will find a way.
  12. But he looks like he is in practice, which may be enough for the Tim Becks of the world.
  13. Too late. As previously mentioned, I use this board's information to convince my dad that I'm Nostradamus, and I already gave him this information.
  14. Stories like this interfere with my simple hatred of a Sooner quarterback and lead to cognitive dissonance.
  15. I had a party to go to in another town that night. I watched the first drive with the deep pass to Sloan Thomas and the subsequent Benson TD. Knowing we crushed those guys in the regular season, I hopped in the car with glee hoping to catch some of the second half when I got there. When I blissfully emerged from the vehicle on the other end, first thing I did was commandeer the TV to check the score. I had to check to make sure that I hadn't already ingested my drugs for the evening. Between this and '08 Tech, I have a hard time deciding which was more soul crushing. We live in the worst reality.
  16. Instead of shitty McRib pics, can we go back to the Russian models thing?
  17. Not a Lujak fan?
  18. Not if you only watched him throw. A running QB will always look more “amazing” to the casual eye test on tape. The best thing about Quinn’s highlights is that they are casually mundane. Every throw on the money with the right touch and velocity. No histrionics necessary, just a perfect throw and the receiver catches it. I could get used to that life as a fan.
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