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    I like how they show the official REMOVING his glasses before reviewing the film. The joke writes itself.
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    This offensive line reminds me of the time I got kicked in the balls by my dog.
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    That article was depressing as hell. No mention of our staff and the only time Texas came up was about our impending SEC coattails and battling a MAC school for a JAG. The recruits we’re after that it mentioned are by no means sure things to end up here. We are not currently relevant, which is suboptimal. Not trying to be chicken little over here, but it’s hard nowadays on the recruiting front.
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    Yeah we’re in agreement. Plenty of blame to go around.
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    Well, if he’s the guy he was supposed to be, he’ll stop funneling tackles to the weak points on our D and adjust. Other coaches make adjustments against us within a half. He’s had months to come up with an actionable plan that takes our weaknesses (admittedly of which there are many) and finds a way to work around them. It is, after all, his job.
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    I turned the game off before the final interception. Spent the rest of the day with my family. Cooked some steaks, drank a bottle of wine, fucked my wife on the living room floor after the kids went to bed, smoked a Dunhill, and finished the night with a dram of Ardbeg. Life is too short to watch these chucklefucks doing their best to torpedo our recruiting efforts on the biggest recruiting weekend of the year and have it ruin the rest of my day. I am interested in eventually finding out the degree of the fallout from this nuclear meltdown.
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    Nor coach them, evidently.
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    I logged in briefly to remind everyone that Kyle Flood makes over 1 million a year.
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    Currently trapped in dark mode. Toggle for light mode not operable.
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    I’m going to need Coach K to show me that he can stop an offense with a pulse in order to have any confidence going forward. In every game this season save Rice, opponents have been able to move the ball when they need to. Thus far, very underwhelmed and disappointed given his reputation.
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    If our defense didn’t look like the Keystone Cops I wouldn’t be worried. The offense will unspool. But we need to make stops. Not get lucky. Make a fucking stop. Like 3rd and 20 hopeless type shit.
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    Check cleared
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    Need to get past the small hiccups and start puttin some moves on these mothers so the refs don’t become a factor. They’re pouncing.
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    I’m loving the idea of a bunch of inbred pig fuckers cheering for a Wal-Mart Arkansas team. Just perfect.
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    I still do this occasionally and I’m damn near 40. Somehow my wife is ok with it. Usually when we’re lazy and half a bag tied on so we don’t feel like really cooking.
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    Count me in the “I don’t really want to pass moral judgement on a minor for the stupid shit they do, but as a Longhorn fan I can’t help but think that a kid who keeps doing a bunch of stupid shit is likely to do more stupid shit and possibly screw something up for my team so I hope we keep an eye on that and have a backup plan for if shit goes sideways, which looks probable” crowd. I’m working on the name.
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    Will I get in trouble for starting a “Fire Kyle Flood” thread? Asking for a friend.
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    TEXAS QB TALK

    Darth Tron replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football

    Can’t imagine there’s much to say. He showed his ass on national TV. Not much drama to be had to drive clicks.
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    We lost that game. We thought we were going to win. Seriously.
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    I suppose you could say we thought we were going to win.
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    This is the scary part. I was to understand this guy could coach. It was apparent that Arky was content to run the ball down our throats and we couldn’t stop them. Never adjusting to that reeks of stubborn pride or delusion. We were never going to catch up if we didn’t get stops. At a certain point you gotta stack the box and hope the secondary wins enough one on ones to get them off the field. We never tried, and instead the safeties up top got burned anyway.
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    TEXAS QB TALK

    Darth Tron replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football

    Card looked like ass. Casey less so. Don’t think it matters. The rest of the team is mediocre. This loss calibrates the season’s expectations, at least.
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    Alright girls and boys, as I transition to my Ardbeg and leave coherent reality behind, I want us all to remember that our team sucks and we’ll never have anything nice. Stock up your liquor cabinets for the rest of the season, because Arky just put on tape how to fuck us in the ass.
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    I’m breaking out the magic hat.

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