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Darth Tron

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  1. I’m picking up what you’re putting down…
  2. I’m really digging all these shots of the dugout showing Pierce looking confused.
  3. But his name doesn’t rhyme with punter. Dealbreaker for me. Hard pass.
  4. Imagine being on a Texas message board and talking shit about Bobby Layne.
  5. If half the shit we heard about Thompson is true, then that’s even more an indictment of Card. When your competition is Fakey Thompson who shows up late to meetings, doesn’t give a shit, and is constantly missing wide open receivers and losing games, you shouldn’t have much trouble getting the team to rally around you and seize the mantle of team leader. That Card couldn’t emphatically do that speaks to his own deficiencies beyond just looking like a deer in headlights when on the field. Maybe he’s like that off the field, too. In any case, we’re rolling with Ewers. It’s why he was brought in. Card had his shot.
  6. “Off the hands of Marcus Washington” O/U on hearing that this season?
  7. And we miss the first play due to amateur hour.
  8. Is this the part of the off-season where we start talking ourselves into believing that we won’t be completely fucked in the ass on television all season long and that our O-line won’t be “THAT BAD”? Because if so I’m here for it. Might as well enjoy a nice fantasy world before the annual assfucking.
  9. He didn’t just shit the bed. He legendarily took one of the grossest shits of all time on national tv. He snuck into his girlfriend’s house, set up a camera, charmed the panties off her, started to try to bang her, and then shat all over her parents’ bed for 2 hours while crying and mumbling about how big his shits are. Then he sat to the side and ate his own shit while some other dude banged his girlfriend in the pile of shit that was on the bed. All on national tv. If he comes back from that epic bedshitting, I along with most people, will be surprised.
  10. I need ‘Nova to go to the title game and then lose to whoever they run into.
  11. What’s the neg threshold for us to go back to wishcasting Arch Manning in burnt orange? Asking for a friend.
  12. I haven’t seen the board this united against one asshole since Carl got kicked out of the group chat. Great stuff, well worth the price of admission.
  13. No mention of Freddy’s? Greasy heaven in a bun. If you haven’t yet, you gotta try it.
  14. All you fucks debating the merits of a bunch of shitty modern TV dramas that rely entirely on pathos in lieu of clever dialogue and cohesive plots need to go to Shakespeare at Winedale and learn about quality writing.
  15. Most of these have been mentioned, but to reiterate their excellence and put in my two cents (no particular order, apart from when they popped into my head): The Man Who Shot Liberty Valence For a Few Dollars More Hateful Eight (Extended Version is so much better than the regular) Little Big Man The Good, The Bad and The Ugly Dead Man The Sons of Katie Elder ALSO: Haven’t seen The Outlaw Josey Wales mentioned. What? (I may have missed it, in which case I apologize.) Appendix: There was an old western called “Last of the Comanches” that I remember watching as a kid that involved a stagecoach being stranded with a cavalry escort in an abandoned fort and defending themselves against a horde of native enemies. It wasn’t good but the nostalgia factor is high. Haven’t found it to stream yet.
  16. .5 PPR, championship game. Fant or Muth? Leaning Muth for ceiling, nervous about floor.
  17. Our O-Line has been trash for almost plural decades and you think we’re taking too many quality linemen?
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