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Darth Tron

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  1. “Well, if Kelly could that guy drafted, imagine what he could do with me!” -Brennan, probably
  2. That was Sisyphus. Prometheus had it even worse with the eagle eating his liver every day. But yes, Zeus was definitely a top shelf asshole.
  3. Yes, because the entire country doesn’t already know Texas wants Ewers.
  4. FIFY
  5. You guys have it all wrong. It’s not that Sark can’t close. It’s that he’s such a fearsome, silver-tongued devil of a closer that jabronis like Day and Jimbo have to seal the deal before he gets there.
  6. This fucking shit. Why even bother shitting this out their ass? Goddamnit.
  7. Well shit, now who’s going to play QB next year?
  8. Oh well. Good for him, I reckon. Probably better than coming here and getting murdered behind the line of scrimmage.
  9. So we’re at the point of the season where we argue if benchwarmers were good takes or not? Here’s my two cents: Tyler Johnson sucks BECAUSE he came to Texas. I am certain that if he chose OU he’d have been bulldozing Jett Bush into the secondary this past October on his way to the NFL. Such is life since 2009.
  10. I definitely hope he comes here, that’s for sure. It’s just that if I was a 5 star with NFL aspirations I wouldn’t touch this program with my worst enemy’s dick.
  11. Coming here at this juncture would cast doubt on this statement.
  12. I logged just to say this exact thing. Of course by all indications Nagy is dumb enough to listen and maybe even put in a word to the GM.
  13. I want this to be true more than I want this team to somehow become bowl eligible. I also think this is the more likely thing to happen of the two.
  14. I see what you did there.
  15. I like how they show the official REMOVING his glasses before reviewing the film. The joke writes itself.
  16. This offensive line reminds me of the time I got kicked in the balls by my dog.
  17. That article was depressing as hell. No mention of our staff and the only time Texas came up was about our impending SEC coattails and battling a MAC school for a JAG. The recruits we’re after that it mentioned are by no means sure things to end up here. We are not currently relevant, which is suboptimal. Not trying to be chicken little over here, but it’s hard nowadays on the recruiting front.
  18. Yeah we’re in agreement. Plenty of blame to go around.
  19. Well, if he’s the guy he was supposed to be, he’ll stop funneling tackles to the weak points on our D and adjust. Other coaches make adjustments against us within a half. He’s had months to come up with an actionable plan that takes our weaknesses (admittedly of which there are many) and finds a way to work around them. It is, after all, his job.
  20. I turned the game off before the final interception. Spent the rest of the day with my family. Cooked some steaks, drank a bottle of wine, fucked my wife on the living room floor after the kids went to bed, smoked a Dunhill, and finished the night with a dram of Ardbeg. Life is too short to watch these chucklefucks doing their best to torpedo our recruiting efforts on the biggest recruiting weekend of the year and have it ruin the rest of my day. I am interested in eventually finding out the degree of the fallout from this nuclear meltdown.
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