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Darth Tron

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  1. Nor coach them, evidently.
  2. I logged in briefly to remind everyone that Kyle Flood makes over 1 million a year.
  3. Currently trapped in dark mode. Toggle for light mode not operable.
  4. I’m going to need Coach K to show me that he can stop an offense with a pulse in order to have any confidence going forward. In every game this season save Rice, opponents have been able to move the ball when they need to. Thus far, very underwhelmed and disappointed given his reputation.
  5. If our defense didn’t look like the Keystone Cops I wouldn’t be worried. The offense will unspool. But we need to make stops. Not get lucky. Make a fucking stop. Like 3rd and 20 hopeless type shit.
  6. Need to get past the small hiccups and start puttin some moves on these mothers so the refs don’t become a factor. They’re pouncing.
  7. I’m loving the idea of a bunch of inbred pig fuckers cheering for a Wal-Mart Arkansas team. Just perfect.
  8. I still do this occasionally and I’m damn near 40. Somehow my wife is ok with it. Usually when we’re lazy and half a bag tied on so we don’t feel like really cooking.
  9. Count me in the “I don’t really want to pass moral judgement on a minor for the stupid shit they do, but as a Longhorn fan I can’t help but think that a kid who keeps doing a bunch of stupid shit is likely to do more stupid shit and possibly screw something up for my team so I hope we keep an eye on that and have a backup plan for if shit goes sideways, which looks probable” crowd. I’m working on the name.
  10. Will I get in trouble for starting a “Fire Kyle Flood” thread? Asking for a friend.
  11. Can’t imagine there’s much to say. He showed his ass on national TV. Not much drama to be had to drive clicks.
  12. We lost that game. We thought we were going to win. Seriously.
  13. I suppose you could say we thought we were going to win.
  14. This is the scary part. I was to understand this guy could coach. It was apparent that Arky was content to run the ball down our throats and we couldn’t stop them. Never adjusting to that reeks of stubborn pride or delusion. We were never going to catch up if we didn’t get stops. At a certain point you gotta stack the box and hope the secondary wins enough one on ones to get them off the field. We never tried, and instead the safeties up top got burned anyway.
  15. Card looked like ass. Casey less so. Don’t think it matters. The rest of the team is mediocre. This loss calibrates the season’s expectations, at least.
  16. Alright girls and boys, as I transition to my Ardbeg and leave coherent reality behind, I want us all to remember that our team sucks and we’ll never have anything nice. Stock up your liquor cabinets for the rest of the season, because Arky just put on tape how to fuck us in the ass.
  17. I’m breaking out the magic hat.
  18. Just dropped in to say drink up boys
  19. Let’s not forget that Coach O lucked into fuckface being our coach for the game against us. We beat them, maybe a different story. And we could/should have won that game.
  20. The most important takeaway? Their QB did not look like a Heisman candidate. For years now, QBs have been playing the game of their lives against us while announcers gush over them. Not a damn word about how dangerous, skilled, or amazing he was yesterday. It was a breath of fresh air.
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