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    My buddy is from Yutan, Nebraska and is a lifelong Husker fan. I knew we were fucked when he started laughing maniacally at me when we hired Watson. He had been bitching about Watson for years beforehand, so yeah I had a pretty fuckin bad feeling about that one from the jump, despite liking the Charlie hire initially.
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    Nope, but I’ve got some thoughts on Napoleon’s handling of Operation Barbarossa if you guys are interested.
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    It’s on them if they make recruiting decisions based on obviously shaky information. Everybody on the planet knows these kids are fickle. You gotta have backup plans for your backup plans. Telling players ready to visit “Naw, we’re good” (as reported) and then having the rug pulled out from under us like we’re goddamned Loony Tunes antagonists is a pretty shitty look. I ain’t Chicken Little, but things sure don’t look rosy on the recruiting front at the moment. I hope we get something going soon, because contrary to Mensa’s bylaws momentum is a real thing.
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    At this juncture, I am mentally prepared to miss on everyone we want during the summer, go balls to the wall during the season, and end up either flipping them back or getting newer, better recruits when it’s all said and done. That or crash spectacularly and require a liver transplant.
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    Good thing we have a “Worthy” WR in the pipeline that’s presumably not made of glass, discontent, and dumbbells for hands.
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    I read it as “Card has looked better to everybody involved, and the only thing making this a competition is that Casey is an upperclassman with a pretty damn good performance on tape. If Hudson had the Alamo Bowl performance, that plus spring performance would render a competition irrelevant and he’d already be named starter.” I may have read it wrong, though. I’m just some asshole on Surly.
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    Username checks out.
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    this thread…
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    I guess we’ll never know. It would help if you listed them. Then we could find out.
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    I love it! No time for bullshit questions. I was initially skeptical of the Sark hire, but apart from a Mark Stoops-sized speedbump I have to say that I’m a convert.
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    Hmmm. Not a fan of exorbitant demands. I hope we have a spine and keep some semblance of dignity. I’d like a winning coach, but don’t lose the farm in exchange.
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    In lieu of cutting down nets, they should let herpes coach shave Shaka’s head at mid court on national TV.
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    In. Forgot to include username in PayPal, sent PM.
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    I thought he was just skeptical of the fastest time in history bit, not of the prospect as a whole. Myself, I reach Cartesian levels of skepticism when it comes to Texas football. This is of course Herman’s fault.
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    I was to understand this is what your QB is for.
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    That’s actually why we hired him.
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    And of course his name is Chad.
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    Looks like Sark just got his one freebie. I hope it was worth it to preserve his relationship with Mike fucking Stoops. Paradigm shifting, in the sense of "range of Sark decision-making possibilities."
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    And I was just warming up to the guy (Sark), then he goes and does something like this.
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    No. The word is no. No, Mike Stoops is not a good coach. No, Mike Stoops is not an upgrade over Coleman Hutzler. No, Mike Stoops should never walk the sideline at DKR. No, this is not a sneaky good hire by Sark, who knows something we don't. No, this does not improve our staff. Quite the opposite. No, Mike fucking Stoops is not the best option left out there to hire. No, Sark did not have to do this. Very puzzling use of goodwill and positive capital. No, you cannot rationalize it. No.
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    Barry Odom staying at Arkansas Supposedly, according to interpretation of player tweets.

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