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Darth Tron

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  1. Conversely, look at the things that the Herman regime said were strengths!
  2. Honestly, that kid looks exactly how I want my linemen to look. Like a giant dude who will kick your ass.
  3. Sooooo…. At what point do we admit that there is a big ass recruiting problem right now? Like, we as a board come to an agreement and stop nitpicking about details and just goddamned agree that something is definitely wrong with our attempts to get good football players to come play for our team. It seems like every time people point out that “shit is currently fucked up” it turns into a debate, as if we all aren’t privy to the exact same buttfucking information about how the good football players don’t want to come here as of right now. I feel like if we can admit that then our bullshitting will at least feel more productive as we brainstorm for ideas our staff should pursue, but definitely won’t.
  4. Talk about circular logic! “We don’t like Texas because we think they try to run things.” ”We left the Big 12 for the Big 10 with our tails between our legs because we got our ass kicked in both football and political maneuvering, beginning realignment musical chairs resulting in the dilution of the Big 12 with shitass West Virginia and TCU.” -Texas stays in the conference for another decade, keeping it afloat- -Texas stands to lose money and football recruiting by being stuck with dregs after Nebraska blows up the conference, so after a decade finally gives in to the inevitable and finds actual peers- “See! I told you Texas would destroy the conference, my narrative is validated!”
  5. Rumor is they’re a bunch of asshats who left the Big 12 primarily because of us, and would probably not want to see us again. Between that and their dipshit QB from a few years back I’d add them in to the fuck pile.
  6. I say do it. Do it to fuck with the Aggies and Mizzou. Do it to fuck with Tech. Do it to leave Fatterson on an island alone with Mike Gundy so they can suck each other off. Do it so we can play Arky, LSU, and Aggo rather than KU, ISU, and KSU. And fuck West Virginia while we’re at it. Burn the whole goddamn thing down and let’s go conquer the SEC. Those rubes don’t know what they’re doing inviting the wolf into their house. Let’s fuckin do it!
  7. My buddy is from Yutan, Nebraska and is a lifelong Husker fan. I knew we were fucked when he started laughing maniacally at me when we hired Watson. He had been bitching about Watson for years beforehand, so yeah I had a pretty fuckin bad feeling about that one from the jump, despite liking the Charlie hire initially.
  8. Nope, but I’ve got some thoughts on Napoleon’s handling of Operation Barbarossa if you guys are interested.
  9. It’s on them if they make recruiting decisions based on obviously shaky information. Everybody on the planet knows these kids are fickle. You gotta have backup plans for your backup plans. Telling players ready to visit “Naw, we’re good” (as reported) and then having the rug pulled out from under us like we’re goddamned Loony Tunes antagonists is a pretty shitty look. I ain’t Chicken Little, but things sure don’t look rosy on the recruiting front at the moment. I hope we get something going soon, because contrary to Mensa’s bylaws momentum is a real thing.
  10. At this juncture, I am mentally prepared to miss on everyone we want during the summer, go balls to the wall during the season, and end up either flipping them back or getting newer, better recruits when it’s all said and done. That or crash spectacularly and require a liver transplant.
  11. Good thing we have a “Worthy” WR in the pipeline that’s presumably not made of glass, discontent, and dumbbells for hands.
  12. I read it as “Card has looked better to everybody involved, and the only thing making this a competition is that Casey is an upperclassman with a pretty damn good performance on tape. If Hudson had the Alamo Bowl performance, that plus spring performance would render a competition irrelevant and he’d already be named starter.” I may have read it wrong, though. I’m just some asshole on Surly.
  13. I guess we’ll never know. It would help if you listed them. Then we could find out.
  14. I love it! No time for bullshit questions. I was initially skeptical of the Sark hire, but apart from a Mark Stoops-sized speedbump I have to say that I’m a convert.
  15. Hmmm. Not a fan of exorbitant demands. I hope we have a spine and keep some semblance of dignity. I’d like a winning coach, but don’t lose the farm in exchange.
  16. In lieu of cutting down nets, they should let herpes coach shave Shaka’s head at mid court on national TV.
  17. In. Forgot to include username in PayPal, sent PM.
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