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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
That was Sisyphus. Prometheus had it even worse with the eagle eating his liver every day. But yes, Zeus was definitely a top shelf asshole.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
- Ewers or Bust- Lord have mercy I’m bout to bust
- Ewers or Bust- Lord have mercy I’m bout to bust
Yes, because the entire country doesn’t already know Texas wants Ewers.- TEXAS QB TALK
- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
You guys have it all wrong. It’s not that Sark can’t close. It’s that he’s such a fearsome, silver-tongued devil of a closer that jabronis like Day and Jimbo have to seal the deal before he gets there.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
This fucking shit. Why even bother shitting this out their ass? Goddamnit.- 2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
Well shit, now who’s going to play QB next year?- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Oh well. Good for him, I reckon. Probably better than coming here and getting murdered behind the line of scrimmage.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
So we’re at the point of the season where we argue if benchwarmers were good takes or not? Here’s my two cents: Tyler Johnson sucks BECAUSE he came to Texas. I am certain that if he chose OU he’d have been bulldozing Jett Bush into the secondary this past October on his way to the NFL. Such is life since 2009.- Name a Great Player on a Random Team (Any Sport)
- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
I definitely hope he comes here, that’s for sure. It’s just that if I was a 5 star with NFL aspirations I wouldn’t touch this program with my worst enemy’s dick.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Coming here at this juncture would cast doubt on this statement.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
I logged just to say this exact thing. Of course by all indications Nagy is dumb enough to listen and maybe even put in a word to the GM.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
I want this to be true more than I want this team to somehow become bowl eligible. I also think this is the more likely thing to happen of the two.- Joshua Moore might be gone
I see what you did there.- [Game Thread] Texas at Baylor 11am on ABC
I like how they show the official REMOVING his glasses before reviewing the film. The joke writes itself.- [Game Thread] Texas at Baylor 11am on ABC
This offensive line reminds me of the time I got kicked in the balls by my dog.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
That article was depressing as hell. No mention of our staff and the only time Texas came up was about our impending SEC coattails and battling a MAC school for a JAG. The recruits we’re after that it mentioned are by no means sure things to end up here. We are not currently relevant, which is suboptimal. Not trying to be chicken little over here, but it’s hard nowadays on the recruiting front.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Yeah we’re in agreement. Plenty of blame to go around.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Well, if he’s the guy he was supposed to be, he’ll stop funneling tackles to the weak points on our D and adjust. Other coaches make adjustments against us within a half. He’s had months to come up with an actionable plan that takes our weaknesses (admittedly of which there are many) and finds a way to work around them. It is, after all, his job.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
I turned the game off before the final interception. Spent the rest of the day with my family. Cooked some steaks, drank a bottle of wine, fucked my wife on the living room floor after the kids went to bed, smoked a Dunhill, and finished the night with a dram of Ardbeg. Life is too short to watch these chucklefucks doing their best to torpedo our recruiting efforts on the biggest recruiting weekend of the year and have it ruin the rest of my day. I am interested in eventually finding out the degree of the fallout from this nuclear meltdown.- [Game Thread] Texas vs. OkSU - 11am on FOX
Nor coach them, evidently.- [Game Thread] Texas vs. OkSU - 11am on FOX
I logged in briefly to remind everyone that Kyle Flood makes over 1 million a year. - Ewers or Bust- Lord have mercy I’m bout to bust
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