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Darth Tron

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  1. .5 PPR, championship game. Fant or Muth? Leaning Muth for ceiling, nervous about floor.
  2. Our O-Line has been trash for almost plural decades and you think we’re taking too many quality linemen?
  3. “Well, if Kelly could that guy drafted, imagine what he could do with me!” -Brennan, probably
  4. That was Sisyphus. Prometheus had it even worse with the eagle eating his liver every day. But yes, Zeus was definitely a top shelf asshole.
  5. Yes, because the entire country doesn’t already know Texas wants Ewers.
  6. Darth Tron replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
    FIFY
  7. You guys have it all wrong. It’s not that Sark can’t close. It’s that he’s such a fearsome, silver-tongued devil of a closer that jabronis like Day and Jimbo have to seal the deal before he gets there.
  8. This fucking shit. Why even bother shitting this out their ass? Goddamnit.
  9. Well shit, now who’s going to play QB next year?
  10. Oh well. Good for him, I reckon. Probably better than coming here and getting murdered behind the line of scrimmage.
  11. So we’re at the point of the season where we argue if benchwarmers were good takes or not? Here’s my two cents: Tyler Johnson sucks BECAUSE he came to Texas. I am certain that if he chose OU he’d have been bulldozing Jett Bush into the secondary this past October on his way to the NFL. Such is life since 2009.
  12. I definitely hope he comes here, that’s for sure. It’s just that if I was a 5 star with NFL aspirations I wouldn’t touch this program with my worst enemy’s dick.
  13. Coming here at this juncture would cast doubt on this statement.
  14. I logged just to say this exact thing. Of course by all indications Nagy is dumb enough to listen and maybe even put in a word to the GM.
  15. I want this to be true more than I want this team to somehow become bowl eligible. I also think this is the more likely thing to happen of the two.
  16. I see what you did there.
  17. I like how they show the official REMOVING his glasses before reviewing the film. The joke writes itself.
  18. This offensive line reminds me of the time I got kicked in the balls by my dog.
  19. That article was depressing as hell. No mention of our staff and the only time Texas came up was about our impending SEC coattails and battling a MAC school for a JAG. The recruits we’re after that it mentioned are by no means sure things to end up here. We are not currently relevant, which is suboptimal. Not trying to be chicken little over here, but it’s hard nowadays on the recruiting front.
  20. Yeah we’re in agreement. Plenty of blame to go around.
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