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Darth Tron

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  1. This Mouthshit person seems to be a respected individual in their culture. They appear to eagerly await his fantastical reports of strange sights and tales from foreign lands. Like Marco Polo and shit.
  2. In and paid!
  3. Cardale Jones put up 972 points in his conference championship.
  4. I remember watching the start of the game on the TV at home. Deep pass to Sloan Thomas on the first possession. Punched it in. Asskicking initiated. Then I hopped in the car to drive about an hour and half or so to a party where there would be drugs and sluts. I was so pumped. Ran into the house to check on the assbeating status. Became immediately sad. Ingested drugs, didn't bang a slut. Worst night ever.
  5. If you guys have watched the committee basically disregard our resume all year and still think we somehow won’t get fucked then I don’t know what to tell you. A Louisville win + chalk elsewhere SHOULD get us in but I won’t be surprised if it doesn’t.
  6. I don't know how the committee will ultimately lean. No one truly does. I do know that this school of absolute certainty that there is no way the committee would possibly screw Texas is just asking for fate to burn them. Do these schools in these scenarios deserve to get into the playoff ahead of us? I don't think so. The stated criteria don't say so. Past indicators don't give precedent for it. But I've followed Texas football long enough to know that if the football gods have an inch to screw us, they will take a mile. So I wouldn't be so damn certain that there is absolutely no way we get left out in any scenario. That's what happens when you blow a 4th quarter lead against your rival.
  7. This time we’re in their way and we’re going to stomp those cheating bastards into the ground.
  8. From Cibolo there was a burnt orange sunrise this morning. Positive omen. The fates have spoken.
  9. Now I’m going to read all of his posts with this character in mind.
  10. Username, yada yada yada…
  11. Texas 42 Dickholes 13 589 combined passing yds
  12. Just dropped in to get the general temperature. We seem to be in agreement. 1. Refs are going to bone us 2. Sark is high on his own farts 3. Oline is a liability The fix is in, better get our shit together.
  13. Hook ‘em!
  14. Texas 31 Dickholes 28 Total yds 398
  15. We've got enough lawyers on Surly to get him out of that.
  16. We looked awesome to start. Playoff bound. Then they coached their team and adjusted. Sark kept calling all the same plays over and over again. PK turtled and told his secondary to "keep it in front of them." Murphy started playing like a freshman. We were well on our way to shitting our pants on national television. Fortunately Kleimann trusted his inner Sark and gifted us the undeserved win. Will we ever beat the absolute shit out of anyone? Can we have that?
  17. Honest question... I have to work a shitass chess tournament tomorrow starting before the game and ending after it, and I'm not certain of the degree to which I'll be able to follow on my phone. This leaves the following options: 1: Try to keep up on phone and miss a significant portion of a potential assbeating of KSU that would be extremely enjoyable to watch. 2. Try to keep up on phone and miss a significant portion of a potential heartbreaking blow to our Big 12 title/playoff chances that would be pleasant to miss. 3. Go phone silent, tell dad and friends not to text me, record the game, and watch the entirety of an extremely satisfying asswhuppin of KSU that will be awesome to watch that afternoon. 4. Go phone silent, tell dad and friends not to text me, record the game, and watch the entirety of an extremely mortifying loss that makes me angry and ruins my weekend rather than enjoy time with the family. Given the odds, the alleged presence of Kevin Dickfuck Mar, and the stakes, what would ya'll do?
  18. We had this game fucking won. Despite injuries, Quinn mistakes, OU with the momentum, and losing the LOS on both sides all game. We had it won with 1:17 left. Then our defense bent over and spread their asscheeks.
  19. Gonna quote myself here
  20. Are we allowed to talk shit about PK again?
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