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Darth Tron

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  1. I don't know how the committee will ultimately lean. No one truly does. I do know that this school of absolute certainty that there is no way the committee would possibly screw Texas is just asking for fate to burn them. Do these schools in these scenarios deserve to get into the playoff ahead of us? I don't think so. The stated criteria don't say so. Past indicators don't give precedent for it. But I've followed Texas football long enough to know that if the football gods have an inch to screw us, they will take a mile. So I wouldn't be so damn certain that there is absolutely no way we get left out in any scenario. That's what happens when you blow a 4th quarter lead against your rival.
  2. This time we’re in their way and we’re going to stomp those cheating bastards into the ground.
  3. From Cibolo there was a burnt orange sunrise this morning. Positive omen. The fates have spoken.
  4. Now I’m going to read all of his posts with this character in mind.
  5. Username, yada yada yada…
  6. Texas 42 Dickholes 13 589 combined passing yds
  7. Just dropped in to get the general temperature. We seem to be in agreement. 1. Refs are going to bone us 2. Sark is high on his own farts 3. Oline is a liability The fix is in, better get our shit together.
  8. Hook ‘em!
  9. Texas 31 Dickholes 28 Total yds 398
  10. We've got enough lawyers on Surly to get him out of that.
  11. We looked awesome to start. Playoff bound. Then they coached their team and adjusted. Sark kept calling all the same plays over and over again. PK turtled and told his secondary to "keep it in front of them." Murphy started playing like a freshman. We were well on our way to shitting our pants on national television. Fortunately Kleimann trusted his inner Sark and gifted us the undeserved win. Will we ever beat the absolute shit out of anyone? Can we have that?
  12. Honest question... I have to work a shitass chess tournament tomorrow starting before the game and ending after it, and I'm not certain of the degree to which I'll be able to follow on my phone. This leaves the following options: 1: Try to keep up on phone and miss a significant portion of a potential assbeating of KSU that would be extremely enjoyable to watch. 2. Try to keep up on phone and miss a significant portion of a potential heartbreaking blow to our Big 12 title/playoff chances that would be pleasant to miss. 3. Go phone silent, tell dad and friends not to text me, record the game, and watch the entirety of an extremely satisfying asswhuppin of KSU that will be awesome to watch that afternoon. 4. Go phone silent, tell dad and friends not to text me, record the game, and watch the entirety of an extremely mortifying loss that makes me angry and ruins my weekend rather than enjoy time with the family. Given the odds, the alleged presence of Kevin Dickfuck Mar, and the stakes, what would ya'll do?
  13. We had this game fucking won. Despite injuries, Quinn mistakes, OU with the momentum, and losing the LOS on both sides all game. We had it won with 1:17 left. Then our defense bent over and spread their asscheeks.
  14. Gonna quote myself here
  15. Are we allowed to talk shit about PK again?
  16. 38-10 Texas 287 yds rushing
  17. Fresh dew on the grass Sunlight bathes the battlefield Crimson tears await
  18. Brent Venables thinks Conan the Destroyer is better than Conan the Barbarian.
  19. But how would this team fare against 1945 Army?
  20. Likewise! We are fucked on TE this year, evidently.
  21. Apologies if it's already been discussed, but this is fucking hilarious to me. How many more teams will he show up on? Does he have infinite eligibility? Will he eventually be an aggie? Who knows what the future holds!
  22. My opponent started him. I started Aaron Jones and Musgrave. Fuck fantasy football, indeed.
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