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  1. The Marsellus Wallace
    Pix or it didn't happen.
  2. The Marsellus Wallace
    I be the confuse-ed too.
  3. The Marsellus Wallace
    Early in my career I defended an 81 year-old guy on a forcible rape charge. I plead it down to assault with a dead weapon.
  4. The Marsellus Wallace
    They be savin' some coin. Not a bad idea.
  5. The Marsellus Wallace
    My point exactly.
  6. The Marsellus Wallace
    Is it?
  7. The Marsellus Wallace
    It's like riding a bicycle.
  8. The Marsellus Wallace
    FIFY
  9. The Marsellus Wallace
    Sure he can.
  10. The Marsellus Wallace
    FIFY
  11. The Marsellus Wallace
    I wouldn't ever be willing if aggy has anything to do with it.
  12. The Marsellus Wallace
    If that was the case, there would only have been about 6 posts since May 25th.
  13. The Marsellus Wallace
    Yeah, and you can't fix it.
  14. The Marsellus Wallace
    Like hell . . .
  15. The Marsellus Wallace
    Yeah, well, y'all better watch out for the thought police. They're coming and this time they got a warrant. However, things just may turn out all right after all (substitute Gundy for Dean): Sent to first base as a pinch-runner in Game 4 of the 1934 World Series, Dean attempted to break up a double play on a groundball. The second baseman's throw ended up hitting him square in the head, knocking him unconscious. Dean's X-ray at the hospital came back negative -- giving way to a supposed newspaper headline of "X-rays of Dean's head show nothing." That nothing came back to pitch in Game 5 and toss a World Series-winning, complete game shutout in Game 7.
  16. The Marsellus Wallace
    I appreciate your newfound circumspection. It's a rare and precious quality on this board. (Insert foreskin jokes . . . here: )
  17. The Marsellus Wallace
    Small market face. How the hell did she get on camera in DC? Oh, wait . . .
  18. The Marsellus Wallace
    Wonder how those BMD's who used to have 40-yardline seats are gonna' feel sitting in the end zone because of social distancing?
  19. The Marsellus Wallace
    Synchronized swimming.
  20. The Marsellus Wallace
    I spit iced tea on my keyboard. Through my nose.
  21. The Marsellus Wallace
    He wants what he wants when he wants it. Right now he wants his MTV! -- I mean his CFB!
  22. The Marsellus Wallace
    What he said.
  23. The Marsellus Wallace
    How 'bout we just leave it the fuck alone?
  24. The Marsellus Wallace
    Those 17 wins in 2018-19 include Tx State, Lamar, UTSA, Northwestern State, Louisiana-Monroe, and UAB. Take away those 6 cupcakes and they're 11-9. And don't forget, some of those 11 came against mighty Arkansas, Kentucky, and the Mississippi schools.
  25. The Marsellus Wallace
    Bingo.

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