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  1. The Marsellus Wallace
    Add me to the list. My interest in everything except CFB has just about evaporated--including especially the NFL. I attribute my general loss of interest largely to the unwanted and unnecessary incursion of politics into sport. The shit going on these days is just about to get me out completely.
  2. The Marsellus Wallace
    Agree. I suspect C-19 is just a catalyst--maybe even an excuse--to cut a bunch of bullshit dead weight. Now, if we could just use the same excuse to get rid of fucking Title IX . . .
  3. The Marsellus Wallace
    Are you kidding me? If it works, there's way too much money at stake for CFB not to get it. Money Talks, meet Mr. Tokamak. Mr. Tokamak, this is Money Talks. Y'all shake hands--uh, I mean, bump elbows.
  4. The Marsellus Wallace
    Not to worry, help is on the way. CFB 2020 is saved (and, like George, I've got some beachfront in Arizona for sale): https://texashillcountry.com/doctor-claims-silver-bullet-covid/
  5. The Marsellus Wallace
    I'm a lifelong opponent of camels' noses under tents.
  6. The Marsellus Wallace
    Can the ou game be far behind?
  7. The Marsellus Wallace
    Bullshit.
  8. The Marsellus Wallace
    The plague of vulturous plaintiffs' law firms has already begun the feeding frenzy: https://www.insidehighered.com/news/2020/04/20/students-sue-universities-tuition-and-fee-refunds (99% of lawyers give the rest of us a bad name.)
  9. The Marsellus Wallace
    SEC: Sure, Everybody Cheats.
  10. The Marsellus Wallace
    Pussies.
  11. The Marsellus Wallace
    Forget it, Jake. I'ts California.
  12. The Marsellus Wallace
    Unless he gets caught screwing the AD's daughter. (No pix, sorry.) (Does the AD even have a daughter?) (Fuck, I don't know.) (This info may be suspect.)
  13. The Marsellus Wallace
    You captured the mentality perfectly, all the way down to the accent.
  14. The Marsellus Wallace
    And it's been answered: Fed Ex and cash.
  15. The Marsellus Wallace
    . . . which makes NPR and the New York Times look like OAN.
  16. The Marsellus Wallace
    On so many levels.
  17. The Marsellus Wallace
    There are liars, damn liars, and . . .
  18. The Marsellus Wallace
    There's a shitload of that goin' on around here.
  19. The Marsellus Wallace
    The midget? That's Roman Polnaski.
  20. The Marsellus Wallace
    Shit.
  21. The Marsellus Wallace
    [Insert Jennifer Lawrence Sarcastic OK gif]
  22. The Marsellus Wallace
    Forget it, he's rolling.
  23. The Marsellus Wallace
    In today's climate you have to be careful saying anything that's even remotely critical of CS--he's black, you know.
  24. The Marsellus Wallace
    fify
  25. The Marsellus Wallace
    Sit down on ’em, Amos, Make it count, son.

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