Jump to content

butthurt

Certifiably Surly
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Posts

    426

  • Joined

  • Last visited

 Content Type 

Everything posted by butthurt

  1. butthurt
    After 4 years of clean underwear... Beer, sausage, and being gimp from having ankle surgery led to a mishap.
  2. butthurt
    Thanks but I can't take credit, I stole it from the Drake the type of guy memes
  3. butthurt
    Lincoln Riley says mimimimi when he snores.
  4. butthurt
    Didn't aggy say they didn't need to sell beer at games to fill their seats after Texas announced that they would, and then a year or so later start selling beer?
  5. butthurt
    https://www.theverge.com/2021/9/3/22656196/godaddy-texas-right-for-life-abortion-whistleblowing-site
  6. butthurt
    Da Bullet
  7. butthurt
    He surrendered.
  8. butthurt
    The third booster is for the delta variant from what I heard. My symptoms over the weekend were comparable to a light to mild hangover. So take that for what it's worth.
  9. butthurt
    Got 1/2 (now 1/3) Pfizer shot a few weeks ago. Felt off last Friday Saturday and Sunday, tested positive Tuesday. Minimum symptoms, partial lost of taste and smell, otherwise feel great. Enjoying my paid 10 days off for quarantine.
  10. butthurt

    Shit My Kid Says

    butthurt replied to ROFL BOX's topic in Lulz

  11. butthurt
    Have any of y'all listen to Ty and that guy podcast? It's Wes Chatham and Ty Franck talking about each episode and different movies. It's pretty cool hearing about behind the scenes stuff and the authors view on the show.
  12. butthurt
    Going to watching weekend.
  13. butthurt
    I humbley submit De'Jonique Garrison. KBMT 12 news Beaumont.
  14. butthurt
    Post #1409 in the Hood fights/shenanigans thread has the video.
  15. butthurt
  16. butthurt
  17. butthurt
    I believe so, the doctor just said "yeah we're going to have to lance it" without going into further detail.
  18. butthurt
    Well I chose it because I've had a few staph infections on it and barely missing my hole slipping off an brick ledge and kissing a t-post. Just about every nurse on the floor came in to "ask me about my medical history" while waiting to get it stitched up.
  19. butthurt
    I had to get an infection (located between my butt-cheecks near the base of my tailbone) lanced this morning. Although not my most painful injury, broke both wrists, this sucks almost as much as ou.
  20. butthurt
    Let your nuts hang, bitches
  21. butthurt
    I dated a friend of mine wife's sister a few years ago. One time while she was blowing me she stops, takes a selfie with my dick next to her face and said "My mom doesn't believe it's almost bigger than my face!" sends it to her and goes back to work like it was nothing.
  22. butthurt
    Yeah I'm the same. I figured whatever I buy that's non perishable that I dont eat, I will donate to the local food bank.
  23. butthurt
  24. butthurt
  25. butthurt
    Lincoln Riley pulls his pants down to his knees during sex.

Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business and Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Subscribe!... Donate!... Advertise... COOKIE MONSTER!

×
×
  • Create New...