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butthurt

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  1. Bills fans like to jump through tables and throw dildos onto the field.
  2. Of course he does, but he's probably confused what his wife does to his favorite Magellan fishing shirt before they go out, has anything to do with this.
  3. A 12 pack, 3 shots of tequila, and now a night cap of Jack and lemonade. As Ice Cube put it, today was a good day.
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    While you're hitting on a ten I'm going home with a 15.
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    Solid gold replies. It's why I like you assholes.
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    Holy shit I pocket started a thread.
  7. Another Jack and lemonade night.... Here we go!
  8. I don't know how much longer I have tonight, but here I am!!!
  9. In. Drinking Jack Black and lemonade, it's refreshing, fight me.
  10. It's been almost 15 years since I turned wrenches, but yes it was. Let's say you bring your car in for an oil change with 30,000 miles, the company recommends an oil flush every 30,000. I would try to upsell the flush and turn a 3/10ths of an hour oil change to an hour oil change and flush, which I would get a full hour of pay for maybe a little over an half an hours worth of work. Plus the additive company we used had tags for the flush and additive that they would buy back from you for a dollar or two.
  11. I pulled out of your mom's ass without appropriate research. That's what we do here.
  12. I have half a bag of weed and feed that's at least 5 years old that I want to get rid of. Is it still good to use or should I throw it away?
  13. On game shows like the price is right, do they offer cash options in lieu of the actual prizes minus the taxes?
  14. The smoothness of the paint on my truck after I clay bar and wax it.
  15. Lincoln Riley dips his French fries in mayonnaise.
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