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butthurt

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  1. I had to get an infection (located between my butt-cheecks near the base of my tailbone) lanced this morning. Although not my most painful injury, broke both wrists, this sucks almost as much as ou.
  2. Let your nuts hang, bitches
  3. I dated a friend of mine wife's sister a few years ago. One time while she was blowing me she stops, takes a selfie with my dick next to her face and said "My mom doesn't believe it's almost bigger than my face!" sends it to her and goes back to work like it was nothing.
  4. Yeah I'm the same. I figured whatever I buy that's non perishable that I dont eat, I will donate to the local food bank.
  5. Lincoln Riley pulls his pants down to his knees during sex.
  6. Bills fans like to jump through tables and throw dildos onto the field.
  7. Wasn't it to ULM?
  8. 2010 I believe.
  9. Of course he does, but he's probably confused what his wife does to his favorite Magellan fishing shirt before they go out, has anything to do with this.
  10. A 12 pack, 3 shots of tequila, and now a night cap of Jack and lemonade. As Ice Cube put it, today was a good day.
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    While you're hitting on a ten I'm going home with a 15.
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    Solid gold replies. It's why I like you assholes.
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    Holy shit I pocket started a thread.
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    D
  17. Another Jack and lemonade night.... Here we go!
  18. I don't know how much longer I have tonight, but here I am!!!
  19. In. Drinking Jack Black and lemonade, it's refreshing, fight me.
  20. Phat Ass White Girl
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