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  1. Deamerxt
    Hey, "jewelry for christmas" why don't you go fuck yourself, then get in a car with "cars for christmas" and then all of you can go drive off a fucking cliff together.
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    The way a dropped screw or nut or tool, which, under any other circumstances, would roll in a circle, will roll six feet or more in a straight goddamn line to the most inaccessible corner of the shop.
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    Hitting a good-sized bug with the windshield at 60 mph.
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    It'd be nice to see the sense of urgency to get out of the way at least match what i just saw to get in the way.
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    I changed jobs about 6 months ago. After putting up with stupid shit from a stupid asshole for the better part of four years, I'd had enough. I now have a better job, with better co-workers, better management, and better pay. The commute is 30 miles vs. 7, but it's worth it. Getting to the point: every so often I'll get an urge to google my former employer and read some reviews, like I did this morning. Six new bad ones, no good ones. People complaining about everything from dude's condescending attitude and comments, to the bills he hits them with. Followed by him commenting back in a defensive manner, followed by another bad review, singling out him and his shitty attitude. This pleases me immensely.
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    I think they're looking for it. They "need" an excuse to be an asshole, so they push people in such a way that they know will get them called out. That way "you are now the asshole" because you didn't just "let them be an asshole". I see it at least 3 times a day, and IMO it's gotten exponentially worse the past 5 years. They all should be tied to some train tracks so a bear can shit on them an hour before the train arrives. (And I usually just do my best to give them a look that conveys that. Preferably without ever saying a word.)
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    When I'm out in public wearing headphones, and some random douchebag wants to try to have a conversation.
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    Playing the gentleman and letting some poor sap slide in front of you, only to discover you've trapped yourself behind the biggest shithead ever.
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    Any asshole who wrecks at 4:45 PM.
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    Trying to watch Grizzly Adams this morning and got ambushed by a commercial masquerading as a 7-and-a-half minute talk show. They want me to sue the manufacturers of talcum powder. I've never used talcum powder in my life. Fifteen minutes later, a different idiot wants me to sue the boy scouts for molesting me. I was never a boy scout.
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    Just the fact that they somehow know exactly when my ass hits a cushion (especially if I'm holding food!) And that is the very second they cut to fucking commercials. And the remote is invariably on the other side of the room. Or in a different one entirely.
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    When physics defies itself in order to fuck me over. I'll give you an example: try to pour liquid gently from one glass into another. Not water, it's too easy to clean up. Use something like gatorade or soda-pop. The more sugar the better. Watch as it runs UPHILL along the side of the glass and onto the floor (or counter), making a nice mess that now needs cleaned up. Fuck you, science.
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    Half-ass passers. Wanna get right next to me, then ALMOST pass me for a full fifteen minutes. Fuck you. Get the fuck around me, or get the fuck away from me. Ain't nobody got time for your shit, asshole.
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    Yes, and yes. Most of the time. I usually have a pot for breakfast, and if I'm going anywhere, the last cup goes with me. We have a keurig at work, and while I think they're pretty wasteful, they are hella convenient, and I use it a lot. At least another pot's worth throughout the day. So, yes, there's definitely a fire hose involved. Roughly every 20 minutes by my watch. The problem seems to be if I have to go say, 45 minutes without (about how long it takes me to get to work). I've long since given up and keep a bottle under the seat, which is why I consider all of this trivial.
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    I appreciate y'all's concern, but it's the coffee. That's why it's every day, and why it's never gonna stop. And that's why it makes me surly.
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    Arriving at my destination and before I can get the car parked, I have to take a piss and IT'S A FUCKING EMERGENCY NO IT CANNOT WAIT YOU MUST PISS THIS VERY SECOND!!1! And then when I piss it's like a third of a cup.
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    The eight or so stoplights in this town that apparently have a serious, personal vendetta against me specifically, no matter which direction I am approaching from.
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    Incidentally, all y'alls dissection of "Jake from state farm at 3AM" was terrific. Anybody know what's up with him and the food delivery girl?
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    For some reason that step up prep shit makes me rage so much more than all the others. The mute button isn't even enough for this one. I have to change the channel and god forbid it pops up there as well. You mf'ers want safe sex? Go fuck (wait for it..) yourself! I hope they all catch covid in their asshole. Someone else mentioned skyrizi which is (according to that stupid jingle) presumably for dyslexic nihilists? They can catch that shit too.
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    If there's any justice in the world "your cousin" "from boston" is gonna die when his return flight experiences a mid-air collision, preferably with a private jet full of ad executives. Also sam adams is horse piss.
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    wooo, wooo! wooo, wooo! Give me your hand! How 'bout I give you the BACK of my hand? I can save you! Oh yea? Save me from this shitty commercial and it's inexplicable longevity!
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    This fucking prick. https://www.ispot.tv/ad/n78K/troy-bilt-save-50-on-the-reliable-pony-42-song-by-a-ha I hope he falls UNDER his own mower and it shreds the ever-loving shit out of him. Not enough to die right away, of course. He needs to still be bleeding out on his perfectly manicured lawn about 20 minutes later when his entire neighborhood (maybe even the whole county) gets fucking carpet bombed straight to hell.
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    I'm no longer sure it's her, but google rilynn rae. She looks a little rougher than I remember, but consider her chosen profession. Please, don't let me disrupt y'all's hate here.
  24. Deamerxt
    Hi, I signed up specifically for this thread. I've had commercial hate for years. Thanks for giving me a place to put it. Also I'm pretty sure that Mazda chick has done porn.

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