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Wulaw Horn

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  1. It's up now. I hope I set the proper tone for the week this time.
  2. Momma always said stupid is as stupid does. No, scratch that- she said life was like a box of chocolates No- she didn't say that either, I think it was something like- don't you fucking stick your finger in that Queso one more time, you damn savage. No- that's not right eihter. The last was @closetojumping which is totally fake news b/c as @RGBIII pointed out it was definitely a chip, which is something I'd absolutely cop to doing, and since you stick chips in a queso bowl anyway and I might have caught a touch of the tism as the kids nowadays say I can't understand and am perplexed why this is not considered socially acceptable behavior to spruce up some bland and shitty queso. No- now that I think about it mom used to tell me if I didn't have anything nice to say, don't say it. At least I think she did. If that wasn't her I'm sure someones mom somewhere along the line said that. So, that was the idea behind no game thread this week. But, I guess, back by popular demand, here it is. Post your thoughts on the upcoming game against Sam. Maybe we can endeavor not to be like a bottom quartile offense in college football this week. Dare to dream and as always for my guy BIll in Sinton- hook em high like an eagle soars.
  3. I wish! That sounds much more fun.
  4. I mean- what tone Am I supposed to set tomorrow?
  5. I mean, I guess we will just have to agree to disagree about where we are at right now. Everyone knows that you are a soft touch and willing to overlook pretty apparent problems because you want to "trust the corches" I hope I'm wrong. Still think 10-2 or 11-1 is more probable than any other outcome but I want to see them start playing to a standard on offense sooner rather than later b/c eventually it will matter. I'm wound up b/c I truly believe this is the best chance, by far, of winning a national title since 2008/09. I'm grading on a curve with high expectations on this team, and maybe that's unfair.
  6. I will get the other two graded this weekend and put up the season scoreboard. Been slammed at work, on the road and dealing with a miserable poison Ivy Situation. Prediction- Texas 59 UTEP 3. Prop bet- total yards from scrimage (so catching or running) from the WR position. 258
  7. That’s what is so frustrating. That lineup they trotted out Saturday? There’s not a hole in it. Not everyone is great but there’s not a single below average hitter in it. we scored 11. First time we’d seen the lineup all year. We haven’t seen it since.
  8. They’ve broken me. I no longer hate this team. I applaud what they are doing as a great piece of trolling and performance art. Bravo Astros, Bravo.
  9. Why wouldn’t you walk him?
  10. I absolutely love this. In Arlington we went 3 innings in a row without advancing now we said- let’s go backwards!
  11. If we don’t lose here we lose in 10 thankfully. LmJ gonna be our last bullet (to the head)
  12. I don’t remember his prospect shine. I have a type/ good fastball and swing and miss. Command/control not as big a deal.
  13. Fucking Varsho. That’s a former catcher doing larceny at CF 2X tonight.
  14. Astros pitching prospects I’ve been super hyped about: Forest Whitley (I still sort of believe) Hunter brown arrighetti blubaugh Ullola. The Arrighetti injury is so sad. If blubaugh can keep his elbow intact I think we have a good one.
  15. Dfa him. At best he’s a 5th OF thats even though he averages like 2.8 WAR per season played (150 type games)
  16. I feel like you are ignoring yeoman work Jfkfc has done on that front.
  17. Don’t tell me about “latest politicized issue dude”. I’ve been saying this for 30 months. Consistently. And I’ve been right literally every single time I’ve said it. And I was calling for them to raise rates 4 years ago (or at least 3.5).
  18. But we pretended they were and market priced accordingly. it’s awesome that the Fed drives looking through the review rather than the windshield.
  19. Not sure why it’s not just Ullola.
  20. 910k jobs that didn’t exist? Messing up the industry for like a year. habibs take
  21. Add not a bunch of dumb shit penalties and yeah- that’s what I wanted to see and didn’t from the last game.
  22. I do watch other teams play. Sometimes it feels like I’m the only one with all the idiots saying 7-5/8-4/9-3 ceiling after Texas games. That’s dumb. This team could be special with that defense and kicking game, but… man…
  23. Off day reading. Started writing b/c it was funny to me that I keep getting texts from the Phillippines from my VA asking why Framber sucked. Turned into something a little more. https://medium.com/@breathingorangefire_71114/becoming-a-baseball-fan-texts-with-my-virtual-assistant-51b038bc0406 hope yall enjoy. If you do please share it with a friend.
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