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No. But he’s maybe our third best starter. And maybe top 15 or 20 starter in the AL.

So Whitcomb fuck Espada’s mother or something? also- should I pencil Yainer Diaz in as dead? Or is this a scenario where like bases loaded in a tie game in the 9th they might consider PH for him of, say, Gamel was up to bat. I mean- I know guys days off are sacrosanct and all, just curious as it if we plan on rolling over here the way we did with Boston not PH Altuve.

I’m not saying that we won’t be an important game on everyone’s schedule, obviously, but Georgia isn’t going to spend the summer game planning for us when they have Clemson and Alabama before us, and they aren’t going to blow off Kentucky or Tennessee game prep 2 or 3 weeks out while they game plan for us. That’s a big difference. We were everyone’s rivalry/circled game in the conference. We just won’t be now. Just one big game against many.

In June I but down a small bet on Astros, Royals and Orioles to win the division. I think I got +6500. those teams were like a combined 22 games down at that time. I’m now 1 game back in the East from being ahead in all those bets. I also bet 20 to win 6000 on astros World Series and longhorns national title. That bet would currently be something like 20 to win 1500 I think.

He was one dumb mother fucker. I wonder if he was always that dumb or if there was some delayed level of CTE involved.

It’s almost impossible to overstate how much this needs to be the lineup: Altuve, Alvarez, Bregman, Tucker, Diaz, caratini, Pena, heyward or Gambel, Meyers. I feel like, with how things are going now, that’s a lineup you can count on to score 2 or so runs a game.

I don’t think he said sark was a drunk. I think he said sark isn’t a teetotaler like some I think have heard. You don’t have to be plugged in at all to hear this- I’ve heard it from 3 or 4 different people (and always as- he isn’t a teetotaler but it isn’t a problem in his life).

Chas isn’t done with the stros. He has options left. They will send him to the minors and try it again next year.

We talk about the injuries, good pitching and bad hitting and a bit of a re-set for division lead. And it gets grim when I make my prediction for the week.

4 in the loss column dudes. I predicted 2-5 this week. Hope like hell I’m wrong.

It feels like whitcomb should play every day until he conclusively proves he shouldn’t. He seems hitterish to me right now.

Jokes on you. Text was actually 50 words long but Espada is only barely literate.

Not Whitley. probably Salazar and Martinez. It would be criminally insane with how much you Ph and DH and play at 1B your catchers not to have a new one up when rosters expand.

Gots to be loyalty points. And if anyone donates to longhorn foundation now before maxing out loyalty points allowable with Texas One they should be kicked in the balls.

So was what happened yesterday before singleton fucked it up.

I predicted 5-2 for the week on pod. Andrew did 3-4. He was right but holy shit this was a 5-2 week just begging to be executed on. Just a coupe gross losses. We didn’t lose a game to Seattle for the week, but… they have a whole hell of a lot of A’s and angels coming up while we go Philly, KC, Cincinatti and Arizona the next two weeks. Do not love that.

I mean, maybe his abject laziness was all part of Gods plan.

It was a great game ruined by that fat piece of shit Singleton. Fucker.

Winning has a halo affect for guys that are fungible. That probably makes sense too

Yes and yes. Fear is he ends up in CF. Desire is SS or 3B.

Note- not receiving yards- yards from scrimmage. So WR running yards count too.

Search function on here is awful. I set the over under at 8.5 and bet over. People scoffed. I said that the following could get drafted (if they went) Whittington, Watts, Crawford, Thompson and Robinson. People focused on me saying Crawford could get drafted as a special teams guy because one team like him as an afterthought with me saying something like “hurr durr he’s guaranteed 2nd day guy”. This went back and forth over a stupid number of pages when my main point was “bet the over on 8.5 or 9.5 or whatever the bell it was.

My favorite time of the year. I started the game week thread and we move on from this cock tease of a thread to the normal rhythms of college football. Let us go ahead and go 16-0 and win the first SEC title and first real and legitimate (structurally) college football title ever. 16-1 guarantees a title (only way we would play 17 would be to lose the sec title but win the national title), and 15-1 if we lose a regular season game won’t displease me either as both guarantee a title. What a time to be alive.

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