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Wulaw Horn

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  1. Once upon a time I had a couple discussions about him on real world stuff and the stupid literally burned, but it was recognizably the kind of stupid that you find from room temperature people on the real world. I am like 97% certain it’s not a bit and he does eat paint chips. I’m also reasonably certain that he is the smart one in his peer/friend group. 1/2 the world is below average and most of the world is actually dumb. He fits solidly in both categories.
  2. Yall keep watching the Mariners, which, ok, whatever. Winning the division but not getting the 1 or 2 seed is sort of pointless, not much functional difference between the 3-6 seed. Scoreboard watching should be for Toronto (last bye) and KC/Cleveland/texas (actual playoff spot). Mariners are pretty pointless other than prestige of winning west.
  3. No. He should but he doesn’t have to.
  4. We’ll do it! I won the first year. Probably the second year two in a tie with about 100 other people at 2 that year. Whining for the first year out of 12? That’s actually pretty interesting. Love to see those results. Probably Helo won, right?
  5. You bring up an interesting point. Playoffs (especially at MMP) it really should be (against RHP): Pena (SS) Alvarez (LF) Altuve (DH) Correa (3B) Sanchez (RF) Walker (1B) Diaz (C) Urias (2b) Meyers (CF). Against LHP go ahead and put Cam in RF and Dubon at 2B. That's maximized lineup. Yordan should have plenty of fresh legs (made of glass) since he sat on his ass all year b/c of the hand). That shouldn't affect his play in the field at all. Altuve is one of the few guys who doesn't ever seem to pay a DH tax. Alvarez, Yainer and Caratini especially all seem to. Which is normal. There is almost always a PH and DH tax paid since the beginning of time.
  6. The fact that this motherfucker hasn't been in Houston since about June is sooooooooooooo irritating. It's like Dana is on a one man crusade to make me (even) crazy(er) than normal. From your nutsack to your throat if you manifest that into the universe.
  7. Top Billy Pittman one of my favorite Texas football moments of all time. like the weight of the world off our shoulders after the previous 5 years of misery against OU.
  8. Never change. I eagerly await your prediction of a 1 score win next week against SJSU.
  9. Inbred, poor, meth-abusing, illiterate and townies? check, check, check, check and check.
  10. Love the title as a theme for the 2025 season. Obviously a fit and a nice homage to the Luv ya Blue.
  11. Texas 31 Ohio state- 10 Prop bet: total yards passing and running combined for Arch Manning: 328
  12. I will literally cut you from your nutsack to throat if you have summoned that into the world.
  13. Fucking finally. Unless he wakes up with a torn labia tomorrow morning from rubbing tacos with 3Putt or whatever they are doing.
  14. Fucking amazing end to the game. Cam and Chas loooking like the hopeless dickheads they are (right now) and JP getting punched out on a ball a foot outside. Dana lost us this game. You can’t convince me otherwise. His bullshit with the bottom of the bullpen and not having Yordan up.
  15. Shouldn’t get overturned.
  16. Laz Diaz is awful as an ump everywhere. Didn’t see replay bet he’s out.
  17. Not this year. Maybe in the future. I don’t think it can be as there was only 1 base gained.
  18. What a weird fucking play.
  19. We have the weekly game threads that go about 15 or 20 pages depending upon the matchup and we had a season thread for macro stuff in between last year that probably got to 20 or 30 pages.
  20. Almost a guarantee now that we get a run in the 8th or 9th with the way this game is going and how frustrating it is.
  21. I mean- I have no idea why I’m being subjected to this fucking bullshit full of fuckers with weak ass shit at the bottom of the bullpen. have some balls and call up Ullola and make blubaugh the 7th inning guy and Ullola the 8th inning guy and quit fucking around with these dickheads.
  22. Shitty end to a really promising (mostly) outing for SA. Spammed the strike zone, kept ball down, got 14 outs in a row I think and finished bloop, SB, SB, Bloop to no doubt get stuck with yet another loss. but promising for sure. glad we don’t have Yordan up here to get a big hit. Really fucking awesome he’s fucking around with 3Putt in corpus. Fucking dickhead asshole Espada/Brown.
  23. And it was intentional I believe! Something like that. like I said, probably nothing.
  24. It was good that you started the aggy and so season threads earlier. Those other threads get dumb. the TexAgs everyone post every thought that pops into your head spam is dumb. We can sometimes err too strongly on the side of meta threads imo. Not sure it’s solvable.
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