Happy New Year You Surly Bastards!
Everything posted by Wulaw Horn
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Shitty end to a really promising (mostly) outing for SA. Spammed the strike zone, kept ball down, got 14 outs in a row I think and finished bloop, SB, SB, Bloop to no doubt get stuck with yet another loss. but promising for sure. glad we don’t have Yordan up here to get a big hit. Really fucking awesome he’s fucking around with 3Putt in corpus. Fucking dickhead asshole Espada/Brown.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
And it was intentional I believe! Something like that. like I said, probably nothing.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
It was good that you started the aggy and so season threads earlier. Those other threads get dumb. the TexAgs everyone post every thought that pops into your head spam is dumb. We can sometimes err too strongly on the side of meta threads imo. Not sure it’s solvable.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
4 walks in last 8 games. Probably means nothing, but…
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
By the by/ I really like correa at 3B but if Paredes comes back and his mobility is limited Ilsuch that he’s bad/unplayable at 2B I’m pretty sure Correa would be really good at 2B too.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
2 swing and misses for SA is all in 4 innings, one of which was a foul tip just now sponsor of only counts for half. I was on this in the second inning- thanks for waking up Kalas/Blum. weirdly effective start for SA as it’s not usually how it gets done. And yes- he should cut that fucking hair. Only Jake Marisnick should have long flowing hair.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
I mean- there is literally no doubt he’s going to do that.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
I love love love Bobby. The man sits down to pee and drives 48 in a 55 mph speed zone.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
No. Absolutely not. Nor relievers either other than okert. Yeah/ also unable to get swing and miss after getting ahead in count. when he’s good that’s the reason why.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Alvarez back Tuesday if he doesn’t wake up in pain (he didn’t say it but he said it) Jake meyers to sugar land end of the week if all stays on track. cam smith sucks and I (Dana brown) am a moron for not sending him down a month ago, but it happens even to great players and we are still really high on him (which I absolutely agree with). I’d offer him 10-125 and if he didn’t take it send him down until mid September to steal the year and plan on trading him in 2029 or 2030.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Joe had a plan to throw Hader till is arm fell off and he stuck to it. Congratulations I guess.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
So dumb.
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2025 game Week 1, #1 Texas @ #3 Ohio State - What the Fuck is a Buckeye?
Note- this isn’t the actual prediction thread- that will come later. This is the game week news, talk etc spot.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Ok. Love this team again.
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2025 game Week 1, #1 Texas @ #3 Ohio State - What the Fuck is a Buckeye?
By all means post it! This is a collaborative effort.
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2025 game Week 1, #1 Texas @ #3 Ohio State - What the Fuck is a Buckeye?
We are going to kick this off Saturday night instead of the usual Sunday morning because we don’t have any data points from Texas playing a game to incorporate into the weekly preview. Texas is undefeated and hasn’t played a game. So, of course, we are 10 feet tall and bullet proof. Is this true? Yes! Look, for any of our fans who don’t get it, we are about to see our best defense since 1983. We have a Manning under center. We have the best offensive coordinator in college football. This is all designed to freaking kick ass and take names. Usually, in a big game, I spend a lot of time mocking and ridiculing the opposite team and fan base, but I’m not going there with this game. I’m not going to bring up the fact that they are a bunch of meth addict, jort wearing, community college, townie drop outs. I’m not going to make the point that they cheat. I’m not going to bring up the fact that they are the worst combination of degenerate southern dipshits and midwestern morons. I’m not going to point out that in a conference full of academically good schools they are the clown college. I’m just going to say that winning in the shoe, morning or night, is something Texas is absolutely at home doing. Their frosh QB is going to see ghosts. Their basically new defense is going to get shredded. We are going to fuck their shit up. Texas 31, Ohio State 13. Eat a bag of dicks Buckeyes.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Just so yall know, back to hating this team.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
For fucks sake. Son of a fucking bitch.
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2025 Countdown To Kickoff
Close. Sunday morning at like 7.30 AM is traditional time that gets posted.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Bout time on Blubaugh. He needs to be the 6th/7th inning guy going forward. And Ullola!
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Why do you hate boobs.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Which is every game on the 0-4 basically.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
As I have been saying all year… respect the process.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
What happened?
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
704 ops isn’t great but it’s not worthless. If Yordan comes back and he goes back to hitting 7th we are fine with that. Pena, Yordan, Altuve, Correa, Sanchez, Diaz, Walker, urias, meyers. That’s your lineup against RHP in about 2 weeks and that’s fine.