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Wulaw Horn

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  1. I love love love Bobby. The man sits down to pee and drives 48 in a 55 mph speed zone.
  2. No. Absolutely not. Nor relievers either other than okert. Yeah/ also unable to get swing and miss after getting ahead in count. when he’s good that’s the reason why.
  3. Alvarez back Tuesday if he doesn’t wake up in pain (he didn’t say it but he said it) Jake meyers to sugar land end of the week if all stays on track. cam smith sucks and I (Dana brown) am a moron for not sending him down a month ago, but it happens even to great players and we are still really high on him (which I absolutely agree with). I’d offer him 10-125 and if he didn’t take it send him down until mid September to steal the year and plan on trading him in 2029 or 2030.
  4. Joe had a plan to throw Hader till is arm fell off and he stuck to it. Congratulations I guess.
  5. Note- this isn’t the actual prediction thread- that will come later. This is the game week news, talk etc spot.
  6. Ok. Love this team again.
  7. By all means post it! This is a collaborative effort.
  8. We are going to kick this off Saturday night instead of the usual Sunday morning because we don’t have any data points from Texas playing a game to incorporate into the weekly preview. Texas is undefeated and hasn’t played a game. So, of course, we are 10 feet tall and bullet proof. Is this true? Yes! Look, for any of our fans who don’t get it, we are about to see our best defense since 1983. We have a Manning under center. We have the best offensive coordinator in college football. This is all designed to freaking kick ass and take names. Usually, in a big game, I spend a lot of time mocking and ridiculing the opposite team and fan base, but I’m not going there with this game. I’m not going to bring up the fact that they are a bunch of meth addict, jort wearing, community college, townie drop outs. I’m not going to make the point that they cheat. I’m not going to bring up the fact that they are the worst combination of degenerate southern dipshits and midwestern morons. I’m not going to point out that in a conference full of academically good schools they are the clown college. I’m just going to say that winning in the shoe, morning or night, is something Texas is absolutely at home doing. Their frosh QB is going to see ghosts. Their basically new defense is going to get shredded. We are going to fuck their shit up. Texas 31, Ohio State 13. Eat a bag of dicks Buckeyes.
  9. Just so yall know, back to hating this team.
  10. For fucks sake. Son of a fucking bitch.
  11. Close. Sunday morning at like 7.30 AM is traditional time that gets posted.
  12. Bout time on Blubaugh. He needs to be the 6th/7th inning guy going forward. And Ullola!
  13. Which is every game on the 0-4 basically.
  14. As I have been saying all year… respect the process.
  15. 704 ops isn’t great but it’s not worthless. If Yordan comes back and he goes back to hitting 7th we are fine with that. Pena, Yordan, Altuve, Correa, Sanchez, Diaz, Walker, urias, meyers. That’s your lineup against RHP in about 2 weeks and that’s fine.
  16. And cams value prop if he hits like a gash is his defense. Nice job there Cam. I like the guy. A ton. He shouldn’t be up right now.
  17. He needs to be sent down. Has needed to happen for a month. He’s wanted the demotion by being terrible for 2 months now, but when you consider the huge savings of getting an extra year it’s borderline malpractice to not make that move.
  18. It’s a hand issue. Shouldn’t stop him from playing in the field if necessary.
  19. 14 or 15 for me. Snakes suck.
  20. Fucking pricks. What are they trying to do get him Texas league player of the week?
  21. See- if I read this comment I’m like- oh- a moron said this and pay it no mind. A month later I can’t remember which moron said it. That’s a feature not a bug. I feel sorry for you that you have 1000 of his comments rattling around in your head.
  22. More football is better than less football. We would be in the 16 most deserving teams. We’d have a chip and a chair.
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