Everything posted by Wulaw Horn
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
I can’t even describe how much I hate this team right now.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Won’t believe it until Putt calls it a blooper or a cue shot.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
We ain’t scoring fellas. Ever again.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Oh for fucks same. Our entire outfield was completely retarded the entire fucking inning.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Oh you fucking asshoke. If anyone has the slightest fucking doubt that a single is coming (or a Hr) they don’t understand this futility.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
If this isn’t overturned in 13 seconds I will drive to New York and kill everyone in the review booth.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Astros with more DP’s than pornhub.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
He does a better job at initial lineup. That’s because he’s told what to do and isn’t a stubborn dipshit. that’s it. That’s all I got.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
If you listened to my podcast on Sunday I said I loved watching Melton hit bc I have humiliation fetish and the k’s get me going. Andrew lost it.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
That’s Putts Al manager of the year.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
We last scored on Saturday with an Altuve HR to lead off what- the 6th. I mean earned a run on our own, not starting with a zombie runner.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
And with that lead off triple the game is about 90 seconds from being over.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
I think we need to steal 2 more weeks from Arrighetti as well to get another year. If he doesn’t have a really good outing next time I’d send him down to work through shit when Garcia, LMJ and France come back. his performance has justified it as well. and to be clear, I think Arrighetti is a 2 in the making. Just think of how much more of Tucker’s contract Jim Crane could get them to pay if he had another year!
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
July 563 ops. August 472 ops. He’s killing us (along with a lot of other guys, granted) and it’s costing us his age 28 season. abject lunacy. Sure. Do you want to miss out on Cam’s age 28 season so he can be ever so slightly better than Trammell right now. I am super bullish on Cam long term.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
CMA smith is objectively terrible at baseball for the last 6 weeks. when Yordan comes. Ack it’s beyond time to send him damn. That’s not a forever indictment on him. Hell, it’s worth doing because I think he will be special. right now? He gargles nutsack.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
we should riot.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Bullshit strike 3 there to correa. Nope. Spring training of 2026.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Over under for Astros tonight is 3.5. to be clear that’s baserunners. We ain’t scoring.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
I think you mean hopefully we can scratch out a baserunner. That might be a thing that doesn't happen tonight.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
So, I guess it’s now known Goosby is a problem for OSU but at least we are all taking it well. my take- if Arch is a dude OL isn’t all that important. I think Arch is a dude.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
I fucking hate this team. What a bunch of shitbirds.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
I mean- is he or do we just fucking blow? My bet on latter. but that was a horse fucking shit call.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
I love Arrighetti stuff. It’s absolutely electric.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Savant. Would be 4th for the month if Baltimore 2B wasn’t a waterhead.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Yainer Diaz is a fucking GIDP savant.