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Wulaw Horn

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  1. Going into today he had been our best reliever. True story. You can even look it up.
  2. Not gonna be today man.
  3. Hummell and Trammell have combined to go 0-4 with 4k’s on 13 pitches. Impressive. Andrew and I could do better I would bet. He wouldn’t likely swing. I might try to bunt. Definitely would have with 1&2 and one out.
  4. By the way- this ass hat pitching for then has a 52% hard contact rate. We look like we are swinging nerf bats.
  5. Did you see him leave the field? Sure as shit looked like Achilles. also you’ve been mocking me for months about the medical staff… believe me yet?
  6. Call Chas up and play him every day for the year. I bet he will be ok. He was average to good until last year and he got hurt and never got consistent AB’s. He probably didn’t forget how to play at 28 years old. He can still get there. It’s time for us to lose a 3-2 game.
  7. Paredes says shut your mouth.
  8. Too bad he’s not LHH.
  9. Just a reminder- this team had scored 15 runs in their previous 10 games coming into the icebox.
  10. Calf injuries lead to Achilles injuries, right? just guessing as worst possible scenario bc you know, that’s what the deal is.
  11. So, we gonna single handedly let Jose Ramirez, 1 of only 2 good players (Kwan) on their team sweep us. Alright alright alright.
  12. I have him on ignore so it’s not like we are buddies, but I say or right Indians at least 55% of the time because I’ve been calling them that for 44 years and every time I see Cleveland on t translates to my brain as “Indians”. Just like Washington and Redskins. It’s highly possible this isn’t a statement of obstinacy but rather a lifetime of saying one thing and the brain. It fully translating over to another. my dad still calls the cardinals Chicago in football occasionally.
  13. From an evolutionary standpoint I don’t understand how he can be alive if he can’t protect himself any better than that. come on dude.
  14. First inning you are like- Paredes/Smith/altuve. Ok. We can make something happen 2nd inning: Diaz/Caratini/Hummell: that’s kind of weird they are hitting their 7/8/9 in the middle of the order. 3rd inning: Trammell/Short/Corona. What in the actual fuck is going on here fellas? Is this the B side on a spring training split squad?
  15. Crazy eyed Optimist. 2027.
  16. We aren’t that tech savvy. Blame andrew- he doesn’t want to dox himself.
  17. Anyone who subscribes to pod or blog and PM’s me gets entered to win 2 free tickets to a regular season game and 2 free tickets to playoffs.
  18. 60 day DL ain't the 25 man or 40 man, but LMJ is still one of our own. Roster/organization: tomatoe/tomahto
  19. Excuse me- Lance McCullers junior has been on the roster since 2015 as well sir.
  20. Can short just play Lf? Has to be able to play 2ab right? Just play him wherever Altuve isn’t.
  21. Espada isn’t a strategic thinker. short definitely should replace Pena at the ASG. definitely earned his ring today.
  22. Shit fuck ump squeezing him still Conforto again. Must have sucked his dick before the game. With Bregman and Pena getting named and not likely to play- anyone more deserving for the two open spots on the left side of the infield than Paredes?
  23. Also it wasn’t. Also if it was they owe us for that first inning bullshit.
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