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Wulaw Horn

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  1. Daboer is a great coach. I really really like him. Remember, Nebraska didn't fall off the face of the earth immediately. They went down to 10-3 on the reg under solich and then fired him, then went down to like 8-5 under the next guy before they really bottomoed out. I see Daboer winning 10 games for them and losing in the first round of the playoffs and not being competitive for the SEC title for 3 years, the yokels getting agitated about it and him deciding to move on to somewhere he will be appreciated, before they settle into an 8-4 type existence for a long time. You are right about the talent area in their area being helpful. Just like OU. But ultimately they are behind Texas, Oregon, Ohio State, (maybe Michigan- depending upon if their sugar daddy stays interested), probably Tech, aggy, Florida, Georgia, maybe the Domers and maybe a couple others in ability to pay. Saban won a rigged game that 6 or 8 schools competed in and there is nothing fucking compelling about going to tuscalusa if the check isn't biggest and you don't have Saban running an nfl boot camp. They are basically just Auburn now with better history.
  2. A lot can happen in 35 years man. Who knows. You won’t even be 90 yet will you? Bet the over. personally, I’m going to die in a sex tent just shy of 100 years old chasing my wife around in a failed attempt to celebrate Texas’ 10th national title in my lifetime. I can’t see any other conceivable way that it might go. Certainly not a major traffic accident or the like where I lose a vehicular collision with a piece of the roadway. That can’t happen twice.
  3. My son put on the pads for the first time in his life today playing football in 7th grade. I can only hope and dream he sticks with it through high school so he can randomly entertain degenerates in 2060 on whatever version of message boards exit then. At that time, if I’m still alive, I will be as old as Army Brat is now. I can’t even imagine the tech fails that wait for me in that point and time. if we are all alive will Sydney be able to spell online by then? To be determined. Helo will still be an idiot though, I’m sure.
  4. Summer of George man. It’s all good. Gonna get that Thursday game and have a 1 game winning streak.
  5. Sbitbirds on here last year. Maybe someone on a couple super chats on Burtons a while back. could have dreamed it on my head or maybe it was pillow talk with Helo. Hard to say man. Hard to say.
  6. Bout time someone did. Dad’s a drooling idiot and she’s got the itch I’m pretty sure. Thanks for your service.
  7. Balls deep. We will go balls deep in the opener.
  8. I'm not watching because I promissed myself I wouldn't watch after last night until they won a game again. I like you and have always found you believeable. This seems a bridge too far. That seems almost impossible to believe. He's actually a good player and he had a decent start coming over here. Wow. 0-29? Really?
  9. Lots of people that know or claim to know things believe both of those shit birds are going to back out on us.
  10. Just so you know, if I was Espada Framber would throw 150 pitches today.
  11. Which rookie OF sucks more dick right now, Cam or Melton? That's a trick question- right now they both suck infinite dick.
  12. Myself. I hate myself for watching these fucking dickheads more than I hate them for being fucking dickheads.
  13. Tigers gonna bunt here and win on 2 pitches in the 10th right?
  14. I hate myself more for watching I think.
  15. I can’t even describe how much I hate this team right now.
  16. Won’t believe it until Putt calls it a blooper or a cue shot.
  17. We ain’t scoring fellas. Ever again.
  18. Oh for fucks same. Our entire outfield was completely retarded the entire fucking inning.
  19. Oh you fucking asshoke. If anyone has the slightest fucking doubt that a single is coming (or a Hr) they don’t understand this futility.
  20. If this isn’t overturned in 13 seconds I will drive to New York and kill everyone in the review booth.
  21. Astros with more DP’s than pornhub.
  22. He does a better job at initial lineup. That’s because he’s told what to do and isn’t a stubborn dipshit. that’s it. That’s all I got.
  23. If you listened to my podcast on Sunday I said I loved watching Melton hit bc I have humiliation fetish and the k’s get me going. Andrew lost it.
  24. That’s Putts Al manager of the year.
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