Everything posted by Wulaw Horn
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
My son put on the pads for the first time in his life today playing football in 7th grade. I can only hope and dream he sticks with it through high school so he can randomly entertain degenerates in 2060 on whatever version of message boards exit then. At that time, if I’m still alive, I will be as old as Army Brat is now. I can’t even imagine the tech fails that wait for me in that point and time. if we are all alive will Sydney be able to spell online by then? To be determined. Helo will still be an idiot though, I’m sure.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Summer of George man. It’s all good. Gonna get that Thursday game and have a 1 game winning streak.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Sbitbirds on here last year. Maybe someone on a couple super chats on Burtons a while back. could have dreamed it on my head or maybe it was pillow talk with Helo. Hard to say man. Hard to say.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Bout time someone did. Dad’s a drooling idiot and she’s got the itch I’m pretty sure. Thanks for your service.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Balls deep. We will go balls deep in the opener.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
I'm not watching because I promissed myself I wouldn't watch after last night until they won a game again. I like you and have always found you believeable. This seems a bridge too far. That seems almost impossible to believe. He's actually a good player and he had a decent start coming over here. Wow. 0-29? Really?
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Lots of people that know or claim to know things believe both of those shit birds are going to back out on us.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Just so you know, if I was Espada Framber would throw 150 pitches today.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Which rookie OF sucks more dick right now, Cam or Melton? That's a trick question- right now they both suck infinite dick.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Myself. I hate myself for watching these fucking dickheads more than I hate them for being fucking dickheads.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Tigers gonna bunt here and win on 2 pitches in the 10th right?
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
I hate myself more for watching I think.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
I can’t even describe how much I hate this team right now.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Won’t believe it until Putt calls it a blooper or a cue shot.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
We ain’t scoring fellas. Ever again.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Oh for fucks same. Our entire outfield was completely retarded the entire fucking inning.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Oh you fucking asshoke. If anyone has the slightest fucking doubt that a single is coming (or a Hr) they don’t understand this futility.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
If this isn’t overturned in 13 seconds I will drive to New York and kill everyone in the review booth.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Astros with more DP’s than pornhub.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
He does a better job at initial lineup. That’s because he’s told what to do and isn’t a stubborn dipshit. that’s it. That’s all I got.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
If you listened to my podcast on Sunday I said I loved watching Melton hit bc I have humiliation fetish and the k’s get me going. Andrew lost it.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
That’s Putts Al manager of the year.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
We last scored on Saturday with an Altuve HR to lead off what- the 6th. I mean earned a run on our own, not starting with a zombie runner.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
And with that lead off triple the game is about 90 seconds from being over.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
I think we need to steal 2 more weeks from Arrighetti as well to get another year. If he doesn’t have a really good outing next time I’d send him down to work through shit when Garcia, LMJ and France come back. his performance has justified it as well. and to be clear, I think Arrighetti is a 2 in the making. Just think of how much more of Tucker’s contract Jim Crane could get them to pay if he had another year!